CM Punk comes out and he is alone this week. Punk says on Sunday at Fatal Four Way he will win his fourth heavyweight championship. It will make him a four time Straight Edge World Champion. Nobody in the history of the WWE has ever accomplished that. The only thing that would make that better would be if the Phenom would have been here to see it. He knows that a lot of people here have flunked out of high school so it has been a long time since their last history lesson. Punk says over that time they have killed billions of brain cells because of smoking their drugs or eating their pills or drinking their beer. Punk reminds everyone that he is the only person in the history of the WWE to make the Undertaker tap out. Punk takes a bow for that accomplishment.

Punk says that if it weren’t for the Phenom’s current vegetative state, he would make him tap out again. Punk wants to talk about vegetative states and he says that it looks like a lot of the people in the crowd are familiar with vegetative states. Punk says that just like he is not responsible for the crowd’s vegetative state, neither he nor any other member of the Straight Edge Society are not responsible for the Undertaker’s vegetative state. Punk says that it is hilarious that Taker is in a vegetative state and he wishes that he could claim that he is the one to have done it. Punk says that he wishes he could have seen the look on Undertaker’s face as he was being beaten to his point of no return. Punk says that when the perpetrator or perpetrators are revealed, he says that he will be the first person to shake their hands. Punk says that the entire WWE landscape has been so much better without the Undertaker.

The lights flicker and then they go out. When they come back on the Undertaker is in the ring. Punk slowly approaches Taker and touches him and then spins him around to the camera to reveal that it was Luke Gallows.

Punk and Luke get a good laugh out of the situation. Punk puts on the hat and mocks Taker’s pose.

Kane’s pyro goes off and he comes to the ring, but Jack Swagger attacks Kane from behind. The mystery masked member of the Straight Edge Society joins the attack to make it four on one. They hold Kane for Gallows to hit a splash. They pull Kane closer to the corner and hold him for Swagger to hit three double jump Vader Bombs.

Big Show and Rey Mysterio come to the ring and Swagger and the Straight Edge Society leave the ring and go to the ramp.

Rey has that look in his eye and Rey gives Kane a 619 followed by a choke slam from Big Show. Show kneels over Kane and tells Kane one last time that he had nothing to do with what happened to the Undertaker and nothing is going to stop him from becoming the next WWE Champion.

Montel Vontavious Porter and Christian versus Curt Hawkins and Vance Archer

Winners: Curt Hawkins and Vance Archer

Michelle McCool and Layla are in matching outfits while Kaval stands by them holding the women’s title belts. Michelle and Layla talk about makeovers and what they will need. Rosa ambushes them and she says hello to them but not in English. Michelle tells her to speak English. Rosa says that she has been wanting to talk to them forever. She wants to join the group but they say it will never happen. Layla compares Rosa to the Joker. Michelle and Layla talk about the last time that Rosa won a match and they run through the three shows and then talk about she never won match. Layla tells Rosa that she needs to re-evaluate things. Rosa starts to cry before she leaves as a result of the humiliation from Layla and Michelle.

Layla and Michelle realize that Kaval is still there and they tell him to get on this. Then they tell Kaval to turn his frown upside down before they continue to talk about makeovers.

We go back to March when Drew had Teddy Long expunge his first loss.

we are in Vickie’s office. Chavo enters and she says that it is great that Los Guerreros are back together. Vickie ignores Chavo because Dolph Ziggler has entered the office in his hand picked handyman outfit. Dolph thanks Vickie for buying the jeans for him but he says that they are a little tight. Chavo starts to talk and Vickie tells Chavo to get ready for his match. Chavo says that he doesn’t have a match but Vickie tells him that he does have one and it is next. Dolph says that Vickie has gone too far and he looks ridiculous. He also wonders why he has a tool belt. Vickie says that she has a photo for Dolph to put up in her office. Vickie has Dolph hang the picture but she takes her time telling Dolph to adjust the picture on the wall.

Chris Masters enters and has something to say to Vickie, but he realizes that she is already busy and leaves.

We go to another Drew/Teddy Moment. We go to last month when Teddy fired Drew for his attack of Matt Hardy.

JTG versus Chavo Guerrero

Winner: JTG

Josh Mathews is in the interview area with Kofi Kingston. Josh asks Kofi about his title match against Drew McIntyre and he wonders if the deck is stacked against Kofi because of Drew’s affiliation with Vince McMahon. Kofi says that it will be a fight on Sunday. He says that he is young and he has a lot of fight in him. Kofi has an issue with the match between Drew McIntyre and Teddy Long. Kofi says that Teddy is not a trained fighter and nothing good can come out of that match later tonight. Kofi says that he will retain his title on Sunday at the pay per view.

It is time for another Drew/Teddy moment from last month when Drew was able to get his title back thanks to the Magic Letter from Vince McMahon.

Teddy Long does not come out when his music plays so Drew gets on the mic and tells Teddy that he needs to come out to face him or he will be fired.

Teddy comes out but he is in his normal clothing style instead of his wrestling gear.

Drew says that he doesn’t care if Teddy is wearing a suit, he is going to tear him apart. Drew says that to ensure that there are no shenanigans from Matt Hardy or Kofi Kingston, he has enlisted his won security force. Drew also wants the referee to check Teddy to see that he has no foreign objects. Drew wants Teddy to hit him. Drew tells Teddy that his manhood and livelihood are on the line. Drew tells Teddy that he knows that a lot of people in his family are unemployed and he wants to know if Teddy wants to join him. He also tells Teddy that this is all that he knows. Drew says that he will give Teddy a way out. He wants Teddy to get on his knees and Teddy obliges. Drew tells Teddy that he hasn’t won yet. He wants Teddy to say that Drew is the chosen one. Teddy tells Drew that he is the chosen one and then he gets back on his feet. Drew tells Teddy that he didn’t give Teddy permission to get up. Drew gets on his knees and he tells Teddy to lay down in the center of the ring. He tells Teddy if he doesn’t want to do it for himself, he should do it for his lovely wife. Drew calls Teddy pathetic and then asks the referee to ring the bell.

Drew McIntyre versus Teddy Long

Winner: Drew McIntyre

Kofi is held back by security and Drew leaves the ring and he punches Kofi. Drew with a kick to the head. While he surveys the damage he inflicted, Matt Hardy trespasses into the ringside area and he attacks McIntyre from behind. Security pulls Hardy off and then Drew punches Hardy before bringing him into the ring and he gives Hardy the double underhook DDT. Drew wants security to give him Kofi and Drew hits the double underhook DDT on Kofi as well.

Layla with Michelle McCool but no Kaval in sight versus Kelly Kelly with Tiffany

Winner: Kelly Kelly

Josh Mathews is in the interview area with Jack Swagger. Josh asks Jack about the title match at Fatal Four Way. Jack says that this reminds him of a time when he was four years old when he was getting ready to compete in his first Oklahoma State Track and Field Championship. He says that he was warming up for his first event and his daddy told him that the kids might be twice his age, but that is no excuse. No one remembers silver. He wanted Jack to go out there and reach for the stars, go for the gold, become unforgettable, and make sure that everyone in the arena knows who he is. Jack says that he won four gold medals that day. Jack says that he has always been a winner because that is what he does. Jack says that he is going to dedicate his victory on Sunday at Fatal Four Way to his dad. In time, those names will be forgotten while the two time All American American Jack Swagger will be a name that you will never forget.

Vickie Guerrero comes out and it is time for Excuse Me Theater. Vickie introduces a man with Adonis like looks, soft silky hair that you can run your fingers through, and abs. She wants to bring out the most amazing man to ever walk this planet. She brings out Dolph Ziggler.

Dolph Ziggler versus Chris Masters

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

Rey Mysterio and Big Show versus Jack Swagger and CM Punk with Serena and Luke Gallows

Winners: Jack Swagger and Rey Mysterio

Kane gets on the mic and he says that one of them is already in hell and they don’t even know it already. Sunday will be a fatal night for the guilty party. We see an empty casket on the stage and Kane does the Undertaker pose.

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