Matt and Todd talk about the two SummerSlam rematches tonight as well as the return of the Undertaker to Smackdown.

As Rey walks to the ring, he still shows the effect of his match against Alberto Del Rio last week.

Rey Mysterio versus World Champion Kane in a No Disqualification Match

Winner: Kane

Alberto introduces himself but he says that we already know who he is. He walks to the ring and he asks Rey if he is okay. Alberto wants to know what happened to him and he asks his amigito if he is okay. Alberto wants to know from the doctor if Rey is going to be okay. Alberto says that Rey looks like a dying dog. He says that someone needs to put him down and Alberto sends Rey shoulder first into the ringside barrier. Alberto takes off his jacket and scarf and he yells at Rey before locking in the cross arm breaker. Alberto releases the hold and he smiles at what he has done to Rey. He walks away and he is very proud of his actions. Alberto walks back to the ring and he grabs the chair that was used during the match. He wants Rey to have a memento from the match and he puts Rey’s arm in the chair and sends Rey into the ring post.

Alberto picks up his jacket and scarf and walks to the back.

CM Punk with Luke Gallows, Joseph Mercury, and Serena versus JTG

Winner: CM Punk

Rosa is in Teddy Long’s office and she has a Shake Weight. Teddy says that it is working for her and he tells her to keep training. Rosa walks away and Teddy needs a break. Teddy reads the WWE Magazine and the tree from last week is in Teddy’s office and it is walking behind Teddy. Teddy thinks that he is seeing things and then the plant reveals himself to Teddy. Teddy says that Hornswoggle almost gave him another heart attack and he wants to know if Hornswoggle is spying on anyone else besides him. Hornswoggle plays charades and he looks like he is going to take a nap in Teddy’s lap but Teddy says that he doesn’t lay like that. Hornswoggle grunts that Teddy got the first part of the clue. The second word is a guy wearing sunglasses and Teddy wonders if Hornswoggle is an Elvis impersonator and then he says that Hornswoggle looks pretty cool. Teddy puts two and two together and gets LayCool. Teddy wants to know what they are up to and Hornswoggle recreates their conversation. Teddy says that he doesn’t understand what he is saying. Hornswoggle decides to write down what they said and he gives it to Teddy. Hornswoggle gets frustrated that Teddy can’t read what he wrote. Teddy says that he has an idea. He says that there is a way that they can work together.

Dashing Cody Rhodes Grooming Tips. This week Cody is here to tell us about how a clean shaven face is important to embellish a chiseled jawline. He says that to achieve the masculinity you desire, shaving the entire body is of equal importance. Cody says that you should shave your arms, chest, and especially your legs. We see Cody use a straight razor on his leg. Cody says that a smooth, shaven body is sexually attractive to the opposite sex. We are now one step closer to ‘Dashing’.

Kofi Kingston versus Dolph Ziggler with Vickie Guerrero in an If Dolph gets disqualified, Kofi is your new Intercontinental Champion Match for the Intercontinental Title

Winner: Kofi Kingston by count out

Jack Swagger versus Montel Vontavious Porter in a Jack Swagger Senior Invitational

Winner: Jack Swagger by disqualification

Michelle and Layla are having a photo shoot and Kaval is watching intently. They ask him how they look and he approves. They go to check the photos and they really like it. Michelle and Layla appreciate that Kaval thought they were flawless. Michelle and Layla talk about someone who needs their help and they mention Melina. Layla wonders if Teddy will okay what they want to do with Melina on the 900th episode of Raw, which happens to be this Monday. Michelle says that they are never wrong. Michelle and Layla wonder what Melina was wearing at SummerSlam. Kaval has everyone leave while Michelle and Layla discuss something.

We go to the press clippings and photos from the WWE debut in China.

We take a look back at what happened last week when Christian defeated Drew McIntyre only to see Drew and Cody attack Christian. Then Matt Hardy hobbled to the ring to help Christian until Cody and Drew took control of the situation.

Before our next match, Ricardo Rodriguez does the honors of introducing Alberto Del Rio.

We also see what Alberto did to Rey Mysterio earlier tonight on Smackdown.

Alberto Del Rio versus Carlos Sanchez

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Kelly Kelly is walking in the back with Big Show as they laugh about something.

Big Show with Kelly Kelly versus Luke Gallows with Joseph Mercury and Serena

Winner: Big Show

Matt and Todd talk about Taker and how he must feel. We will find out when we come back from this commercial break.

We are back and the gong sounds as the lights go out and the building has a bluish tinge to it along with fire on the stage for the Smackdown return of the Undertaker.

Undertaker says that although he may look dead, he is not dead yet. Taker says that he is still very much the dead man. He says that this is still his yard. He says that there is one thing that he needs to make perfectly clear. That is that he will never pardon the guilty. Speaking of guilty, that brings him to his brother Kane. Kane is guilty of a treacherous betrayal. A betrayal that he will pay dearly for. Taker says that Kane has a diseased soul and that disease has festered and turned into a web of lies. Lies that Kane thinks that he can fill Taker’s boots. The biggest lie of them all is that he thinks that he can carry Taker’s holy grail, the World Title.

Kane’s pyro goes off and he makes his presence known on the stage. Kane says that the only one spinning a web of lies is his big brother. He says that he hears the weakness in Taker’s voice and in his eyes. Kane wonders if he is the one who is diseased and delusional. He wonders if Taker has looked at himself. He says that Taker is not the phenom any more. He is only a shadow of himself. Kane says that he will have no problem dropping Taker on his head like he did at SummerSlam. He tells Taker that he is living in a fantasy world. He is bigger and stronger than Taker and he is now the dominant brother. Kane says that he has nothing left to prove.

Taker tells Kane that there is a reason why Kane walked in his shadow. Taker tries to remember what Kane called himself because his memory isn’t that good these days. Taker remembers and he says that Kane called himself the Devil’s Favorite Demon. Taker asks Kane if he remembers that the house that the devil lives in was built by him, brick by fiery brick. Taker says that when he comes calling, the devil still answers to him with ‘sir’. Taker says that Kane has never been worthy and he never will be worthy. Kane is not worthy to carry that championship. He is not worthy of the power that he steals with the power he inspires. Taker says that most of all, Kane is unworthy of being his brother. Taker tells Kane to listen to him and listen to him good. Taker says that he taught Kane everything that Kane knows about evil, but Taker says that he did not teach Kane everything he knows. He tells Kane that when the mood strikes, he will be waiting. When the fight starts, it will always end the same way.

Kane says that it will not end that way this time. Kane says that they know that this time it ends the same way it did at SummerSlam. It ends with Taker sprawled helpless at his feet. Kane promises . . . no he vows on the grave of their mother that Taker will never rest in peace.

Kane laughs

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