Tonight: AJ Styles, Frankie Kazarian and Jay Lethal meet face to face with a three-way. But before you head into the ring for our opening promo with the number 1 contender himself, Sting. Sting says that not everything is as it seems, and if you followed his career, you know, is an antagonist before and the explanation was not represented, and he still does not feel any explanation. But he promised that there are meanings behind his actions, and that meant all of us will soon be known. But before Slammiversary, when he takes the title, the veil will be lifted and Everybody’s true face will be exposed. At this point the lights go down and you go to a video brutalize Sting, Jeff Jarrett, Rob Van Dam, and Eric Bischoff. Speaking of Bischoff, is hobbling on a crutch with Miss Tessmacher in tow, and says that we have just seen the true face of Sting, and Sting is known for almost 20 years, but Bischoff is not the man she knew. He says he pretended a superhero so long that even he himself believe them, deceive Sting, but now shows his true face with some of the things he did. He says that everything that happens in the head by Sting are his problems, and have nothing to do with TNA, and he says that is not problem of Sting and Hogan, Sting and his problem. Sting was raised above all else, and this is not the way we do things around here. Bischoff explains that Sting in action at this time, and his opponent is … close behind him.

Sting vs Samoa Joe

No Contest

Rosey Lotta Love vs Roxxi

Winner: Roxxi

Madison gets in the ring and starts screaming at Rosey, but Rosey casually grabs her by the throat and chokeslams her. Rosey walks up the ramp where she is stopped for comments by JB, and she says that the Beautiful People think they can take out one ugly person at a time, but she’s going to go through all of the Beautiful People one by one because she’s big, bad, and beautiful. Then she plants a big kiss on JB and heads to the back.

AJ Styles vs Frankie Kazarian vs Jay Lethal

Winner: Jay Lethal

Now Kurt Angle’s music hits and he comes up to the ramp in his lift and stares down AJ, and AJ is so frustrated that he just walks off. Kurt comes down to the ring, and we’ll hear from him.Kurt Angle says he came out to show Frankie Kazarian the proper respect before he makes him his first victim. He likes his opponents to know what he’s going to do to them before he does it. He said he gave up his Top Ten ranking to start from the bottom up, so he wants Kazarian at Slammiversary. Flair takes over and says that Angle just walked by him without saying a word, but he and Flair have a lot of history together, and Flair wanted his youngest son to be just like Kurt Angle, and he told Angle that no amateur wrestler has transitioned to pro wrestling the way Kurt Angle has. But now Angle’s in Flair’s world, and he is God here, and he shows Angle his medals (his ring and his watch) and he says he’s got the respect of Shawn Michaels, Hulk Hogan, and Steve Austin, and until he gets that respect from Angle, he can take a walk just like AJ. Angle goes to leave but Flair stops him and says that he has a better idea: Flair can leave first and Angle can hold the rope. Angle holds the ropes so Flair can leave, but comes out after him and throws him off the ramp. Kazarian runs out and jumps Angle from behind and tosses him back in the ring, but Angle fires off a few rights at Kazarian and Kazarian bails out.

We go backstage as Matt Morgan is telling Sting that they’ll both do anything to win the World Title, so tonight, they should work together and let the chips fall where they may. Sting pauses for a brief second and then just walks off.

We go elsewhere backstage, as AJ Styles is talking to himself, and he says that to get back in Flair’s good graces, he needs to kill Jay Lethal, so he’s going to go ask Bischoff to make a match between Lethal and himself at Slammiversary.

We see a video package detailing the history between Ken Anderson and AJ Styles, and then we go to the ring with Christy Hemme, who introduces her guest, Ken Anderson. Anderson says he was preparing for all kinds of probing questions about his big announcement, but seems to have become distracted by her boobs. That doesn’t make him a chauvanist or a pig, but maybe an…asshole? The crowd goes nuts for that one. Anderson says everyone’s waiting for a wardrobe malfunction, so that makes everyone here an asshole. The crowd starts chanting “we are assholes”. Anderson makes his announcement and says that he challenged Beer Money to a match at Slammiversary, but he can’t do it alone, so now he’s going to introduce his partner…Jeff Hardy! Hardy comes down to the ring, and he gives Anderson the pound. Hardy knows people might be confused about why he would team with Anderson, but he has to admit that he’s the funniest asshole he’s ever met and the craziest SOB in TNA other than himself. It’s going to be a party at Slammiversary, and Anderson makes sure to let Hardy know that he’s not just an asshole, but a cheap asshole too, so Slammiversary’s going to be BYOB. Beer Money comes out and Roode says it’s cute how Hardy and Anderson have become BFFs, but asks them what they really know about tag wrestling. Roode says Matt carried Jeff and they sucked anyway, and tag wrestling isn’t about looking cool or being friends or anything like that, it’s about being like brothers, putting your egos aside, and putting the team first, and it’s pretty obvious they’re a mismatch. Roode wants to know what makes them think they’ll be a match for Beer Money at Slammiversary? Anderson says this may be off the subject, but wants to know why Roode’s hair is always wet, and why Storm always wears sunglasses inside because the only people who do that are blind people and jackoffs. Storm calls Anderson a funny man and says he does a stand up act of his own, and wants to show it to Anderson. His stand up act consists of jumping Anderson and Hardy and breaking out into a brawl. Fortunately, two of these guys are in our next match…

Jeff Hardy vs James Storm

Winner: Jeff Hardy

Robert Roode vs Ken Anderson

Winner: Robert Roode

Desmond Wolfe & Orlando Jordan vs Abyss & Rob Terry

Winners: Rob Terry & Abyss

Rob Van Dam vs Sting vs Samoa Joe vs Matt Morgan

Winner: Rob Van Dam

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