Get it? Angelina Love is the Knockoots Champion…you know, because she’s Canadian. Ah, get outta here. Madison is driven to the ring by Dumpy Ass, who joins her at ringside for the match. Angelina, meanwhile, is joined by…Velvet Sky! Wow, didn’t see that one coming. Angelina kicks Dumpy Ass’s dumpy ass and rams her into the ring apron, but Madison lays out Velvet Sky and stops Angelina from taking Dumpy’s helmet off and exposing the other mask underneath. They head into the ring and the bell sounds as we’re reminded to follow Dixie Carter’s Twitter. Madison does her head hump thing for 2, covers again and still gets 2. Madison with a series of knees to the midsection of Angelina, but Angelina reverses out and gets a Pittsburgh Plunge, then powerslams Madison. Angelina goes to the ropes and Dumpy Ass grabs Angelina’s ankle, but Velvet takes Dumpy out and then grabs Madison’s ankle, setting up Angelina to hit the Botox Injection for the win.

Winner: Angelina Love

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