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COMPLETE WRESTLEMANIA 27 Results

tant — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 11:05:11 +0000

The Rock opens the show and takes his time soaking in the reaction from the fans as he comes to the ring. He breaks into a big smile as the fans cheer him, and he says that finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK TO ATLANTA! And finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK TO WRESTLEMANIA! The Rock promises that this will be the most memorable Wrestlemania of all time: the electricity is in the air and all around us, and he asks if the fans can feel, taste, and smell it? The fans react affirmatively, and start a Rocky chant. Rock says they’re making history, so they’re going to have some fun, and when he says wrestle, they say mania. He says wrestle three times, and each time the fans go mania. He says he’s got a message for one WWE superstar backstage deciding which color shirt he’s going to put on tonight, then Rock pauses to take a sip from the People’s Water, then tells the fans that when he says Yabba, they say Dabba. Same routine as before, and then he says he’s with the millions (and millions) of the Rock’s fans because this is Wrestlemania, this is the Showcase of the Immortals, and this is hosted by the jabroni beating, pie eating….well, he says lots of stuff and says that Wrestlemania is bigger than Christmas because Rock is bringing it all over Atlanta, if you s- no, Rock says that catchphrase and electrifying catchphrase in the world, so it needs to be special. It doesn’t belong to the Rock, that catchphrase belongs to the people, so he wants all the fans to get on their feet, assume the position, and say it loud and proud…if you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN’. Rock finishes by flashing the eyebrow. Great segment to get the crowd going!

Wrestlemania and running down the top matches on this year’s show, then it’s time to hit the fireworks and start the show.

For those who were wondering, Michael Cole is indeed doing commentary from the safety of his box, as is Jerry Lawler.

Edge vs Alberto Del Rio

Winner: Edge

Rey Mysterio vs Cody Rhodes

Winner: Cody Rhodes

Josh Matthews and Jerry Lawler go through some of the celebrities to have come to Wrestlemania over the years, then we go backstage to Snoop Dogg and Teddy Long. Snoop wants some talent to take on tour with him, and Teddy has some folks lined up: first is William Regal, who comes out and raps about being from Blackpool in true gangsta fashion. Snoop isn’t having it, so next we get Khali and Beth Phoenix who sing Grease, followed by Zack Ryder singing about Friday. Roddy Piper sneaks up from behind and blasts Zack in the back of the head with a coconut. Next up was Yoshi Tatsu and Chris Masters, with Masters bouncing his pecs to the We Will Rock You beat while Tatsu sang. Hornswoggle comes out and Snoop likes him, but Teddy Long tells Snoop that Hornswoggle can’t talk or anything. Teddy says it’s time to roll on out of here, and Hornswoggle looks disappointed and waves goodbye at them. As soon as they’re gone, the lights go down and the Bellas come in and dance as Hornswoggle raps. That was SO bizarre.

The Corre vs Big Show, Kofi Kingston, Santino Marella & Kofi Kingston

Winners: Big Show, Kane, Santino Marella & Kofi Kingston

backstage to the Rock with Eve Torres. Eve feels his muscles, and then tells Rock how magical Wrestlemania has been. Rock wants Eve to know that he creates magical moments just like that, and says that whoever comes around that corner, he’ll create an unforgettable moment with whoever it is. Rock turns around and it’s…who else, Mae Young! Mae tells Rock that she wants the People’s Strudel, and Rock says there should be other strudels from people she should be craving, like Moses. Rock introduces Mae and Eve, like her childhood friends Adam and Eve. Mae says not to make jokes because she’s the one and only Mae Young, so Rock asks Eve to escort Mae to her seat to enjoy the rest of the show. Mae slaps Rock on the ass on her way out, and Rock says it couldn’t have been anyone else coming around the corner. He turns around again and it’s Steve Austin. They go face to face and Rock asks if he’s ready to kick some ass tonight, and Rock says he’s here to bring it. They share a tense handshake and then walk off separately. That was a GREAT moment.

CM Punk vs Randy Orton

Winner: Randy Orton

backstage to Rock and Mean Gene, who says this Wrestlemania is great. Rock says that he hear’s John Cena’s biggest fan ins here and wants to confront Rock. Gene says he’s already here, and Rock turns around and comes face to face with the fan, and says he should have known. The camera pans wide and we see that Rock is face to face with Pee Wee Herman, who does you can’t see me at Rock. Rock asks if he realizes how ridiculous he looks doing all that and says Pee Wee has potential to be a real man. Rock asks if he wants to be a man with Team Bring It, or if he wants to join the Froot Loop Troop. Gene comes in wearing John Cena gear, and Pee Wee says he wants to be on Team Bring It, so Rock tells him he knows what he has to do, so Pee Wee asks if you SMELLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA WHAT THE PEE IS COOKIN’.

introduction of the Hall Of Fame inductees, with Shawn Michaels getting his own introduction with his entrance music and everything.

introduce the announcers for the following match: Booker T and…that’s right, Jim Ross! Michael Cole comes out dressed in amateur wrestling attire and says it’s nice to see Jim Ross has stayed in shape since he took his job. Cole says Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler have a lot in common: they’re both overweight, they’re both overrated, and they’re both over the hill. Cole says that Jerry Lawler’s been in the business as long as Cole has been alive, but this is Lawler’s first Wrestlemania match, but he wants all the Coleminers to know that this is his first Wrestlemania match as well. Once this match is over, Jim Ross is going to go back to making really bad barbecue sauce, Jerry Lawler’s going to go back to being overrated, and Austin’s going to raise his hand, and then everyone will proclaim Cole the new Mr Wrestlemania!

Next we get the introduction of Jack Swagger, who makes his usual entrance, but before he makes it to the ring, Steve Austin’s music hits and he comes out on the ATV and rushes Swagger, who dives out of the way. Austin goes all around the ring on the ATV, and Cole also dives out of the way and hides in his box. Austin rolls up and tells Cole to get in the ring, then gets in the ring and goes to all four corners to soak in the cheers as Cole loosens up in the box.

Jerry Lawler makes his entrance next, wearing the old school red cape with the buckle in front and carrying his crown. Cole is doing squats in the box and yells to Austin that he’s not ready yet. Austin rings the bell, and we’re off.

Jerry Lawler vs Michael Cole

Winner: Michael Cole by disqualification

ideo package recapping some of the events of Wrestlemania weekend at Axxess, the Wrestlemania golf tournament, a reading competition at a library, and to the state senate house for a declaration of this becoming Wrestlemania weekend, and finally an art raffle.

No Holds Barred: Undertaker vs Triple H

Winner: Undertaker

Dolph Ziggler & LayCool vs John Morrison, Trish Stratus & Snooki

Winners: John Morrison, Trish Stratus & John Morrison

a video package of Miz watching Hogan, Flair, Austin and Michaels in his youth, his time on the Real World, his beginning as the host of Smackdown, and eventually his victory over Randy Orton for the WWE Title. Miz makes his entrance and you can see on his face that everything he’s done in his entire life has been for this moment. A choir comes out to sing, and then we see a video package of John Cena through the years from his youth and through the years of his career, then it’s back to the choir for more singing and Cena comes tearing out of the back and to the ring. The introductions go off, the bell rings (twice, in fact), and it’s time for the main event.

WWE Title Match: The Miz vs John Cena

Winner: The Miz

Edge vs Alberto Del Rio WRESTLEMANIA 27

tant — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 10:39:25 +0000

Christian is, of course, in Edge’s corner. They tie up and Alberto takes Edge to the corner and breaks clean…then slaps him. Edge slaps back and lays into him with rights and gets a backdrop. Alberto takes a shot at the arm and rams Edge to the corner and puts the boots to him. Edge backdrops Alberto to the floor and goes for a baseball slide, but Alberto dodged and rammed Edge into the barricade, then slammed his arm on the ring steps. Alberto rolls Edge back into the ring and covers for 2, then snaps the injured arm across the bottom rope. Edge tries to get some space out on the floor, but Alberto goes after him, rams the arm into the announce table, then sends him back in and applies an armbar. Alberto tries a running dropkick but Edge dodges and Alberto sails out to the floor, and Edge follows him out with a somersault dive over the top. Edge tosses Alberto back in and goes up top, but Alberto recovers and armdrags Edge off the top for 2, then drills him with repeated punches. Alberto comes off the ropes and runs right into a leg lariat, and Christian begins banging on the mat to get the fans going. Edge with a big boot to Alberto, then running forearms and a flapjack gets 2. Alberto gets an armbreaker and goes for the cross armbreaker, but Edge slips out and hits a modified neckbreaker for 2. Edge with an O’Connor roll, Alberto reverses to one of his own but then goes right into the cross armbreaker, but Edge quickly makes the ropes. Edge slips out to the apron and hangs Alberto up on the top rope, then goes up top but Alberto runs up the ropes and hits an enziguiri for 2. Edge put his foot on the rope but Ricardo pushed it off, so Christian goes after Ricardo but gets suplexed on the floor by Clay. Alberto gets distracted by this and Edge rolls him up for 2, then hits the Edge-O-Matic. Edge set up for the spear but Alberto moves, and Clay rams Edge’s arm into the turnbuckle and Alberto rolls Edge right into the cross armbreaker. Edge tries to clasp his hands, but Alberto pulls him into the hold and Edge rolls Alberto to his back for 2, then gets Alberto in a modified Sharpshooter. Alberto goes for the ropes and Christian neutralizes Clay as Edge pulls Alberto back out to the middle, but Alberto miraculously slips out. Edge wastes no time hitting the spear and getting the win.

Winner: Edge

Edge and Christian go up the apron to celebrate, and Edge stops to look at the car. Hebeats the car up and starts elbowdropping the roof. Christian comes out with a crowbar for Edge that he uses to scratch up the body, smash in the windows, and beat in the hood. Alberto is in the entranceway looking very upset at what has just transpired, and Michael Cole wonders how Alberto’s going to get home. Alberto hugs his car and starts crying.

WWE Monday Night RAW 2011.03.28 Results

tant — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:27:41 +0000

live from Chicago, Illinois and your announcers are Michael ‘Demolition was better than the Road Warriors’ Cole, Jerry ‘What a Rush’ Lawler and Josh ‘My favorite was Rocco’ Mathews.

CM Punk is sitting in the center of the ring in his home town and he has a smile on his face. Punk says that he is going to miss this because when he goes to Atlanta, the people at Wrestlemania are not going to receive him as warmly as his people in Chicago. Punk says that they are all his people. Just like the people of the New Nexus were his people, but Randall Keith Orton took them out one by one. Here is the one big glaring difference between Randall and himself. Randall lives in a fantasy world while Punk says that he lives in a real world. Whether you are a member of the New Nexus or live in the town that Punk was born or raised in, he does not really care what happens to you.

You get punted in the head, it is not his problem. Punk says that his problem is Randall Keith Orton. Punk says that if he wants someone to get him coffee or watch his back, all he has to do is snap his fingers and he can get sheep to do things for him. For weeks, the psychological advantage that the Viper has achieved is a false sense of security.

Last week, Orton told the world that he likes to travel around in his superstar bus. Let’s go back to last week and see what happened to Randall at the hands of CM Punk.

We return to Punk in the ring and he likes what he just saw. He says that he knows that Randall Keith Orton cares about his wife and when she goes to sleep at night, she can finally see Randall for who he is. He sees Randall helpless with Punk standing over him. Punk says that Orton never should have kicked him two years ago because he lost a title. Now Orton has lost the respect of his family.

Punk says that he is just getting started. He closes this sick and twisted chapter at Wrestlemania.

Randall’s music plays and he slithers to the ring, but his knee is taped up after the attack last week. Punk punches and kicks Orton as he enters the ring. Punk misses a punch and Orton with a European uppercut followed by the IEDDT.

Orton does his RKO push ups waiting for Punk to get up. Orton gets to his feet and then he thinks about a field goal kick that would make Kevin Butler and Robbie Gould proud.

Orton sets for the kick but his knee gives out and he falls to the mat. Punk is able to get out of the ring and he sees Orton down on the mat and struggling to get up.

Punk returns to the ring and he gets closer to Orton. Punk kicks Orton in the injured leg. Punk stands over Orton while he struggles to get to his feet. Punk gets Orton up for the Go To Sleep and he hits it to the applause of the Chicago crowd.

Punk walks to the back because of the two people in that segment, he is able to walk under his own power.

Christian is walking in the back and he knocks on a door and Edge emerges. Edge says that he can’t lay his hands on Alberto Del Rio on Smackdown, but he can do it on Raw. Christian says that the Raw GM is allowing it.

Edge and Christian versus Alberto Del Rio and Brodus Clay with Ricardo Rodriguez

Winners: Edge and Christian

It is time to talk about the six person mixed tag match at Wrestlemania.

Tonight, we go to New Jersey where Trish and Snooki are hanging out at a local bar.

a new Sin Cara video package.

Miz is in the back with his lapdog Alex Riley and the WWE logo has been turned upside down.

Lawler and Josh talk about the anticipation of Cena and Rock together tonight.

There is a dingy dingy noise and Michael Cole has his e-mails forwarded to his iPad. Cole quotes. After last week’s beat down at the hand of Michael Cole, he needs to know if Jerry Lawler is truly ready for Wrestlemania. Jerry will go one-on-one with Jack Swagger.

Jerry says that he likes that idea because it is time for some payback for what happened last week.

It is time for an Undertaker/Triple H video package.

They will meet face to face later tonight.

Justin Gabriel with Heath Slater, Wade Barrett, and Ezekiel Jackson versus Santino Marella with Vladimir Kozlov, Big Show, Tamina, and Kane

Winner: Santino Marella

Triple H is walking in the back.

Keri Hilson is going to perform America the Beautiful at Wrestlemania.

It is time for the Undertaker to make his way to the ring because his music is playing and the building is now covered in a bluish hue.

The tone changes from the Man in Black to the Man with a Mole on his face as Motorhead takes over the sound in the building. Triple H makes his way to ringside to unleash the most electrifying move in Sports Entertainment . . . The GameFountain . . . or is it because Taker’s gong sounds just as Hunter is going to expectorate.

The lights go out and then they come back on and Hunter is face to face with Undertaker. Does Hunter still have the water in his mouth or did he spit in the dark?

I guess we won’t find out for a few minutes because Shawn Michaels’ music plays and he comes to the ring.

Shawn says that he is really sorry and wonders if he is interrupting something. Shawn says that there was absolutely no way that he was going to miss this. This Sunday at Wrestlemania 27, the biggest match of their careers. On one side, you have the Undertaker, the Phenom, the Dead Man, the Last Outlaw, and the greatest streak of all time. The eighteen and oh undefeated Wrestlemania streak.

On the other side you have the Game, Triple H. The Cerebral Assassin, the King of Kings, and thirteen time World Champion. He is also Shawn’s best friend.

After this Sunday, neither one of them will ever be the same again. Wrestlemania 27 . . . No Holds Barred. Shawn says that he has one question. He asks Hunter what in the world makes him think that he can do what Shawn couldn’t.

Hunter asks Shawn if he wants to know the truth. The truth is that Shawn got soft. Somewhere along the way, he thought it was more important to be the Showstopper and Mr. Wrestlemania. He learned that he didn’t have to win every night to be that man. Hunter says that he is not Shawn Michaels and he has to win. Hunter says that he will win. Sixteen years ago, he walked into the locker room for the first time and he saw future legends and icons. He saw one man who stood above the others. One man who was the glue that held this together. He saw that human being do things that no human should have been able to do. He saw that man tape a flak jacket because his ribs were injured. He saw a man crush one half of his face and then work the next night. He didn’t do it because he was told to or had to. That is who he was. If there was a man he should pattern himself after, it was that guy. He was everything that the WWE stood for. Hunter tells Taker that he was that man. He learned to respect him more and more every single day. There is only one guy in the business he respects more . . . as much as Taker and that is Shawn Michaels.

Five or six years ago, they made a pact that if they could not perform at the level that they thought they could, it was time. If they couldn’t accept it, they would end it for the other. Hunter says that he came back after a year off for one thing. He came back and stood in this ring for one reason only. That is to stand here . . . out of respect and look Taker dead in the eyes and tell him ‘It’s Time’

It might not be a popular opinion and Taker might not see that, but Hunter says that he can see that. Taker will always be a legend, an icon, the Phenom, and the Dead Man. Hunter says that he will always respect Taker more than any other. In six days, Taker will no longer be undefeated at Wrestlemania. Whether Hunter wants it to be or not, he is the one . . . as in 18-1. At Wrestlemania 27, Taker and his streak, with all due respect, will rest in peace.

Taker grabs the mic from Hunter and says that if he ever got to the time where he felt that someone should put him down, he would want that person to be Triple H. That is the respect that he has for Hunter. But it ain’t that time. He knows that Hunter is going to kill himself trying. In the end, the streak will be alive and so will he.

If Hunter doesn’t want to take his word for it, just ask Shawn. Shawn walks around every day of his life as the man who gave him the two greatest Wrestlemania matches of his career. He came ‘thatclose’ yet he still didn’t get it done.

Taker says that when he looks in the eyes of Shawn Michaels, he doesn’t see the same confidence and the same arrogance. He sees a man that he humbled. He sees a man who will soon go into the Hall of Fame full of regrets. He sees a man whose career he ended. Taker gives the mic to Shawn.

Shawn tries for Sweet Chin Music but Taker blocks it. Taker grabs Shawn by the throat and Hunter gets in the middle of the situation for a stare down.

Hunter tells Shawn to tell him why he is going to beat him at Wrestlemania.

Shawn doesn’t say anything. He walks out of the ring looking dejected. Shawn tells Hunter that he can’t beat Taker.

Taker smiles at Hunter and tips his hat to him before he leaves the ring and we hear Taker’s music play.

reminded that Rock, Miz, and John Cena have their face off later.

Jack Swagger with Michael Cole versus Jerry Lawler

Winner: Jack Swagger by disqualification

Slam of the Week: Vickie Guerrero pinning John Morrison last week.

Vickie Guerrero comes out and she mocks John Morrison’s slo mo entrance.

Vickie makes her way to the ring and she throws out a few Excuse Mes. She tells Snooki that what happened to Morrison last week will happen to her. Vickie says that Snooki will be in a familiar position, passed out and unconscious.

We see Sheamus’ response to Daniel Bryan’s challenge for Wrestlemania.

Dolph Ziggler and Sheamus versus John Morrison and Daniel Bryan

Winners: Sheamus and Dolph Ziggler

We go to footage from earlier tonight when Randy Orton could not run across the ring to kick CM Punk in the head. We then see Punk give Randy Orton a Go To Sleep.

We see Randall with his knee iced and Scott Stanford asks Randall if he will make it to Wrestlemania. Randall says that he has serious anger management issues. He has ended careers of men that he does not know that well. Orton says that he has never despised a man as much as he despises CM Punk. The question should not be will whether he makes it to Wrestlemania, the question should be will CM Punk make it out of Wrestlemania.

it is time to see who has already been announced for the 2011 WWE Hall of Fame. It is time for the final inductees and it is the Road Warriors and Paul Ellering.

It is time to go to Miami Mikes where Trish Stratus is with Snooki and Snooki is having a beverage. Someone interrupts the interview. Josh asks Snooki about the training. She says that she has learned the moves. The guy hits on Snooki and Trish but Snooki slaps him and he is escorted out. Trish says that Snooki is teaching her some moves too. They are ready for Wrestlemania.

We are told that LayCool are in the bar and we go to Jersey. Snooki throws a drink in Layla’s face and we have a spontaneous brawl. Where is Tim White when you need him. LayCool are escorted from the bar.

it is time to see how I am spending the evening of April 4th with four hours of WWE coverage.

The Rock is in the back and he turns around and he paces. Rock’s music plays and he makes his way into the arena.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY . . . the Rock has come back to Chicago.

He is back to the city where it all started for the Rock. Chicago is a very special place to the Rock. The Rock competed in his very first Wrestlemania in this very building. The Rock never admitted this, but on that night he was nervous. The Rock was nervous but he did something that would define the rest of his career. The Rock decided to ‘bring it’. On that night, it was the unofficial birth of Team Bring It. The Rock Brings it. The Rock’s fans bring it. Team Bring It isn’t just a slogan. It is a way of life. You knock down doors . . . you kick down walls. If anyone tells you that you can’t, you take your fears and your insecurities, your worries, and your roll them into a ball. You turn those sumbitches sideways and stick them straight up their candy ass.

Rock says that when you are on Team Bring It, you go after your dreams. Rock says that he had a dream of his own. That dream was that he came into this ring and he called out John Cena.

The crowd chants ‘Cena Sucks’ and the Rock lets them continue.

The Rock calls out John Cena and his wannabe rap music hits. Cena saunters down the ramp in his bright rainbow shirts looking like a homeless Power Ranger. John Cena comes into the ring and tells The Rock ‘You Can’t See Me’. Rock says ‘you wanna see something Vanilla Ice. How about you see this’ The Rock’s fist to his lips and his boot right to his ass.

Then the Rock woke up with the dream over. This is reality. Rock tells John Cena that the reality is that the Rock is here. The Great One is here. The Rock ain’t alone. He is never alone. Rock is never alone because he is with the millions . . . and millions of the Rock’s fans. Rock says that the People’s Champ is here.

John Cena’s music plays and he comes out to the ring.

Cena says that this is what he wanted. Finally the Rock is back in a WWE ring. Cena says that the Rock is cooking like he never missed a snack. Sat down this jabroni. If you smell this. This is where the Rock belongs. He asks Rock if he hears the people. He asks if Rock hears the millions chanting his name. Years ago when he opened his mouth about the Rock, he was one of the millions. He didn’t know why the Rock left and he wanted the Rock back for moments like this. When there is not an empty seat in the house because of the power that Rock has over the people. If Rock doesn’t believe him, he tells the Rock to listen.

The fans chant for Rock.

Cena tells Rock if he doesn’t believe him, he tells Rock to feel the electricity that can only be brought by one man. Cena says that he was glad that Rock came back because he was smoking. He says that the Rock mentioned his name and it felt like he was part of a roast. When the Rock mentions your name you are in. Cena says that he wanted to listen to what the Rock said. Cena says that he wanted to listen to what Rock said via satellite. Cena says that what he said had meaning and merit.

The fans chant ‘Cena sucks’ and John lets them continue.

He says that he wanted to know what problem the Rock had with him. Cena says that he cut through the catchphrases and the jokes we have come to know and love. Cena wanted to know the problems that Rock had with him . . . and there were a lot of them.

Cena’s color was wrong. Rock was offended by the way that he talked because he wasn’t raised in a certain place. Rock was offended by the music he listened to. Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. Rock had a problem with Cena’s moral code. Cena mentions how Rock pointed out that his audience was kids.

Cena agrees with that assessment and he is damn proud of that. He is damn proud of who he is and what he has become.

He tells Rock if he has a legitimate gripe about him not working his tail to the bone to further this business then they have something to talk about. If not, he wonders who in the hell Rock is. Who is he to judge him and tell him what color to wear, what type of music to listen to, chastise the way he lives his life, or the age of the people who watch this product.

If that is what it takes to be on Team Bring It, Rock can keep the application. Every single week he walks out as himself. There are some people who like it and some who don’t. Rock says that he does not change their mind because he is in no position to judge anyone. Cena says that he will be judged, but he won’t be judged by the Rock.

Rock tells Cena that he is right because he isn’t going to judge Cena. There is only one person who will judge John Cena. The good lord cannot save him from the Rock whooping his monkey ass all over Chicago.

Cena says that Rock wanted to address him like a man and he has said everything that he wanted to and did it to Rock’s face. Cena tells Rock if he wants a fight . . .

Cena drops his mic and squares off with Rock.

Miz’s music plays and he comes out with his personal manservant Alex Riley.

Miz throws out a few reallys. He asks if this is how it is going to be. Is he going to be upstaged by the ‘O’ Brothers. Overhyped and Overrated?

Cena removes his shirt and hat.

Miz tells them that despite Cena’s little surprise last week, he has owned John Cena this month. John Cena is going to lose at Wrestlemania. At least Cena will go down swinging. He will come for a fight, unlike The Great One. Miz tells Rocky that he knows something that nobody else knows. He knows a secret. Rock is not going to do a thing tonight.

Miz says that he has done his research and the Rock’s movies have grossed more than $1.2 billion. One of the biggest movie stars is not going to risk getting beaten up and embarrassed by him. Miz says that it is not a risk . . . it is a GUARANDAMNTEE that if he even looks at him funny, he will beat Rock so bad that he will not even be able to go into Hollywood. Miz says that he is the WWE Champion.

Miz says that he will still be champion after Wrestlemania. He tells the Rock to run his mouth like only the Rock can because in the end, he won’t do anything. Miz says that he is The Miz and he’s awesome.

Rock tells the Miz that he should know by now that it doesn’t matter what he thinks. Rock gets in Miz’s face and Riley punches Rock.

Miz and Riley double team Rock and punch him in the corner but Rock with punches to Miz and Riley. Rock punches Riley and Riley goes over the top rope to the floor. Rock with a DDT to the Miz and it is time for the People’s Elbow. Rock hits the People’s Elbow and then he throws Miz over the top rope.

John Cena comes back into the ring and he gives Rock an Attitude Adjustment. Cena then tells Rock that he can’t see him. Cena walks out of the ring and up the ramp.

Edge and Christian vs Alberto Del Rio and Brodus Clay with Ricardo Rodriguez raw 2011.03.28

tant — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:22:02 +0000

Edge and Clay start things off and Edge avoids a punch and he punches Brodus instead. Clay pushes Edge into the corner but Edge with a kick. Christian tags in and he hits a double sledge off the turnbuckles. Edge tags back in and Edge kicks Clay in the arm. Edge and Christian with a double Irish whip and Edge with a clothesline into the corner and Christian with a clothesline into the corner. They send Brodus over the top rope to the floor. Christian with a pescado but Clay catches him. Edge with a baseball slide and that sends Clay to the floor.

Del Rio has Christian in an arm bar. We see footage from the commercial break when Del Rio worked on Christian’s shoulder and sent him into the ring post. Christian gets to his feet but Del Rio with a kick and Christian goes to the mat again and Del Rio gets a near fall. Del Rio wraps Christian’s arm in the ropes. Clay tags in and he hits an elbow drop or two on Christian but Christian’s foot is over the rope so the referee stops his count.

Clay stands on Christian’s chest. Del Rio is tagged back in and Clay with a slam and Del Rio hits a leg drop to the chest for a near fall. Del Rio points to the Wrestlemania sign and he slaps Christian. Del Rio runs into boots from Christian and Christian with a tornado DDT. Instead of making the cover, Christian tries to make the tag and he tags in Edge, but Clay also tags in. Edge with clotheslines to Clay but Clay stays on his feet. Edge is caught on a cross body attempt but Edge escapes and hits the Edge-o-Matic. Edge pulls his hair and stomps his feet but Del Rio trips him before he can start the spear.

Christian hits Del Rio but Del Rio sends Christian into the ringside barrier. Edge with a spear on Clay for the three count.

Winners: Edge and Christian

After the match, Del Rio puts Christian in the cross arm breaker and Edge sees what is happening on the floor and Del Rio runs to the back. Edge walks to check on Christian and that allows Del Rio to attack Edge from behind and Del Rio puts Edge in the cross arm breaker. Edge taps but who cares because there is no match going on. Del Rio pulls off Edge’s elbow pad and then he releases the hold and tells Edge that Wrestlemania is his destiny.

WWE PPV ELIMINATION CHAMBER 2011 Results

tant — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 06:48:50 +0000

WWE Intercontinental champion Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto De Rio

Winner Alberto Del Rio

Randy Orton backstage, standing around, wondering what was going through his mind. As the announcers spoke, Michael Cole said Booker T headlined Wrestlemania. I guess I missed that show.

Todd Grisham interviewed World champion Edge backstage. Grisham asked Edge his frame of mind after the last few weeks. Edge said that after everything he went through the last few weeks, he knows what he’s walking into. He said that after Vickie Guerrero, ten tons of steel is a walk in the park. He said that he knows no champion has ever survived the Elimination Chamber but he knows what it takes to win a Chamber. Drew McIntyre showed up and asked Edge how he feels knowing that Kelly Kelly lost her job, an innocent victim of Edge’s problems. He said that Edge took something important to him, so he’s going to take Edge’s prized possession, the World title. Edge remarked that Kelly and the World title have one thing in common – neither will ever be seen with Drew and walked off. Drew wasn’t happy.

Smackdown Elimination Chamber: World champion Edge vs. Kane vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Wade Barrett vs. Rey Mysterio

winner Edge

Backstage Matt Striker interviewed Jerry Lawler backstage. Lawler said that this week should have been the most enjoyable week of his life, but as we all know, his mother passed away. He said that’s all he’s been thinking about but he also realizes that things have to move on and the match is going to take place whether he likes it or not. He said that he’s had an OK career and won “a few matches” but he’s never been the WWE champion or competed at Wrestlemania and those are his goals. He said that he’s got friend and family that have been there for him and he’s going to go out and do what he’s got to do to get it done. It was a nice Memphis-style babyface softspoken Lawler promo.

Booker T came into the ring and promoted Tough Enough, announcing Trish Stratus would be one of the trainers for the series. Nice surprise. Booker welcomed her back to WWE. She said she’s excited to be part of the process to find new WWE Superstars.

Stratus said that she’s getting excited to be around the ring and wrestlers and said she’s been working on a new catchphrase. She did The Rock’s “Finally” line, which the crowd loved. She tossed in Booker’s “Sucka” at the end. Booker whipped out his, “Tell me she did not just say that.” It was pretty bad. Stratus seemed like she didn’t expect to be in front of the crowd.

Booker pushed the Tough Enough debut the night after Wrestlemania. He then said that everyone wanted to know why Trish was here tonight. Stratus said she was there to see Jerry Lawler win the WWE championship. Booker signed off the segment.

Vladimir Kozlov & Santino Marella (with Tamina) vs. Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel

winner :new Tag Team champions, The Corre

Todd Grisham interviewed WWE champion The Miz, with Alex Riley. Grisham asked if he was nervous since a title just changed hands. Miz said it was 2011, the year of the Miz, not 1983 when it was good to be King or 1999 when we had to smell what the Rock is cooking. Miz said that he would crush 40 years of dreams in one evening. He said that tonight, five men will lose tonight in the Elimination Chamber and at Wrestlemania, number six will lose to the greatest WWE champion ever. He’s the Miz and he’s awesome.

Vickie Guerrero sullenly came to the ring saying, “Excuse me.” Guerrero talked about Dolph Ziggler getting fired. She said they were dealing with some serious issues. Guerrero said that Dolph has an uncontrollable temper and his state of mind was confused. She said all Dolph was doing was trying to show Vickie how much he loved her and that he committed a crime of passion. She said that was she there to say how sorry Dolph was and asked everyone to convince Teddy Long to give Ziggler a second chance. Guerrero, who was AWESOME here, said she deserves just a little bit of compassion and love, asking everyone to give them a second change. Guerrero said she was begging the fans.

Out came Teddy Long, who told her to stop it. Guerrero said that she and Dolph were so sorry. She said that Teddy looked amazing and asked him to do the right thing and re-hire Ziggler. Teddy said that she was lucky because he is in a hiring mood. Guerrero began thanking Teddy and rambling but Teddy stopped her. He said that he didn’t hire Ziggler back but someone who has been given time to personally thank Guerrero for all her time as acting General Manager of Smackdown.

Out came Kelly Kelly, who chased Guerrero around the ring. She finally caught Guerrero in the ring. Guerrero offered Kelly her hand, but Kelly kicked her in the gut and began beating the hell out of Vickie. LayCool hit the ring and attacked Kelly, beating her down and throwing her into the barricade.

Trish Stratus came down to ringside and checked on Kelly. LayCool backed off then attacked Trish. They tossed her into the ring but Stratus nailed McCool with a series of forearms and the Chick Kick. She went for the handstand into the rana in the corner on Layla, but her heels (she was wearing leather boots with huge heels, which can’t be easy to do spots in) messed up the timing of it. They saved the spot and Layla took the rana. McCool went after Trish, who nailed her and Layla with the springboard bulldog.

The Miz (with Alex Riley) vs. Jerry Lawler

winner :The Miz

Jerry Lawler received a nice ovation as he left. Michael Cole was ranting and raving about how we can all stop talking about Jerry Lawler going to Wrestlemania, embarrassing himself and WWE.

John Cena was backstage eating Fruity Pebbles, so the entire show screeched into lame immediately. Todd Grisham tried to get word from Cena on what The Rock said but Cena said he had to concentrate on the Chamber match. He said he felt “Yabba, Dabba, Delicious.” This was terrible, especially when compared to Rock’s promo.

Matt Striker interviewed CM Punk. Punk said that he’s batting a thousand against Cena and can’t see Cena beating him tonight, can’t see anyone winning the Chamber…except ME. He was mocking Cena’s “Can’t see me” as all this was going on.

Raw Elimination Chamber: CM Punk vs. Randy Orton vs. R-Truth vs. John Morrison vs. Sheamus vs. John Cena

winner, John Cena

The Miz and Alex Riley came out on stage to staredown his Wrestlemania opponent.

Edge vs. Kane vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Wade Barrett vs. Rey Mysterio ELIMINATION CHAMBER 2011

tant — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 06:41:53 +0000

Before the Elimination Chamber began, Teddy Long came out and reminded everyone that he fired Dolphg Ziggler, then announced Ziggler’s replacement would be Big Show. Everyone else (except Edge, who wasn’t out here yet) looked shocked and pissed. Drew McIntyre showed some good fire when he came to the ring, getting right in Kane’s face and then banging his head against his pod’s glass to fire himself up.

Edge and Rey started off. Edge backed him into the corner and worked him over but Rey came back with several kicks. Rey rebounded off the ropes but was nailed with a flapjack for a two count. Edge whipped Rey into the corner but Rey kicked him off and nailed a twisting DDT off the ropes. Rey kicked Edge in trhe face as he rebounded off the ropes but Edge backdropped him over the ropes into the Chamber’s steel grate outside the ring. Edge and Mysterio battled in front of McIntyre on the ropes and Rey nailed a top rope rana for a two count.

Back on the grate outside, Edge shoved Mysterio backwards into the cage several times and then began stomping him. Edge slammed Rey’s head into the pod containing Kane. Edge tossed Rey back into the ring and covered him for a two count. Edge grabbed at Rey and whipped him into the corner but Rey slipped out and nailed a drop toe hold.

The countdown kicked off and Wade Barrett was released into the match.

Barrett began attacking Rey. There was a “Let’s go Wade” chant. Edge attacked Wade and beat him down in the corner. Rey and Edge worked over Barrett, but Edge tossed Rey sliding out of the ring and across the grate, which looked nasty. Barrett dropped Edge and scored a two count. Barrett provoked Big Show, who was still locked in his pod.

Barrett grabbed Rey and nailed a scoop slam for a two count, then whipped Rey into the buckles hard. Barrett went after Edge, who was outside the ring on the grate, slamming him into the cage, then covered him for a two count. Edge came back to backdrop Barrett over the ropes onto the grate. Barrett grabbed at his leg. Mysterio nailed Edge and went to the top but Barrett pulled him off. Wade went for Wasteland, nailing Edge with Rey. Rey pulled off and climbed up the cage, then nailed a rana into the ring on Wade. He went for the 619 but Edge killed him with a Yakuza kick for a two count.

Edge began stomping Barrett as the countdown for the next competitor continued. Kane was released and cleaned house on all three, covering Barrett for a two count. Kane then turned his attention to Rey, beating him in the corner. He whipped Edge into Barrett in the corner, then nailed a big boot on Edge. Mysterio nailed a hard shot to Kane, setting Edge up to score a two count with a kick of his own. Wade then kicked Kane and scored a two count.

Drew McIntyre was going nuts demanding to be let out.

Kane mounted a comeback, working over Barrett on the outside, beating him with punches. Barrett fought back and tried to send Kane into the Cage but Kane countered and Barrett was nailed. Rey went to the ropes to prepare for a dive but Kane nailed an uppercut and Rey fell backwards, upside down in the corner. Edge nailed a running kick to Rey and scored a two count.

Kane continued controlling the battle field as the countdown for the fifth competitor let out Drew McIntyre.

Drew went right after Rey, running him like a dart into one of the pods. Drew and Wade doubled up on Kane outside on one of the grates, nailing a double kick. As Barrett entered the ring, Drew kicked the ropes, nutshotting him and then threw Barrett into the pod backwards. The glass exploded, leading to a “holy sh**” chant.

Drew then attacked Edge, screaming and beating on him while gaining several near falls. He went for the Futureshock but Edge escaped, kicked him in the gut and nailed a DDT. Edge was too beaten to make the cover, instead pulling himself up to attempt a spear. Fans were chanting for it. He went for the spear but instead Kane grabbed him for a chokeslam. Edge escaped and nailed Kane. Kane landed in the 619 position but moved before Rey could nail it, killed Edge and then sent Rey headfirst at Mach speed into a pod. Drew went for Futureshock but was backdropped over the ropes onto Barrett on the outside.

The countdown to let Big Show in ended and all six men are now in the bout.

Big Show took out everyone. He sent Drew flying out of the ring with a massive chop. He then went hunting for Barrett. Show finally caught him, sending Wade into another pod, breaking the glass. Wade tried to climb away but was chopped to death across the chest, then run into the cage. Show KO’d Barrett with a right hand and pinned Barrett.

Wade Barrett was eliminated.

Kane came off the top with a clothesline, taking out Show. Edge came off with a top rope elbow for a two count. Drew went for Futureshock and nailed it on Show, but Show kicked out. Rey, perched atop a pod, nailed a seated senton for another two count. They kicked Show into the 619 position. Rey nailed it and Edge speared Show. Kane took out Edge and Rey, then teased a chokeslam on Show. He nailed a chokeslam and scored the pin.

Show is eliminated.

Drew went for a running dive on Kane but was caught and chokeslammed for the pin.

Drew is eliminated.

Rey came off the ropes with a legdrop on Kane for a two count. Kane shoved him off but Rey kicked him. Rey came off the ropes but was caught in a chokeslam. Rey kicked him off and nailed the 619. He came off the top but was caught by Kane. Edge speared them both and covered Kane.

Kane is eliminated.

Kane nailed Edge after he was eliminated and then chokeslammed Rey. He grabbed Edge and chokeslammed him as well.

Kane exited the Chamber with the final competitors, Edge and Rey, the men who kicked off the match, beaten and down.

They finally covered. Edge went for the spear but Rey countered and covered Edge for a two count. Rey hit a high cross bodyblock off the ropes for another two count. Edge whipped Edge into the corner but Edge was kicked off. Rey hit a Lucha takedown into a bulldog for another two count.

Rey went to the top rope but Edge tried to fight him off. Rey got the better of it and went for a rana but Edge caught him and nailed a sitdown powerbomb. Rey kicked out at the last second. Edge went for a powerbomb but Rey escaped and set up for the 619. Edge slipped away and Edge locked on an Indian Death Lock. Rey slipped him into a small package for a two count. This is so great.

Edge went for a spear but Rey slipped out. Rey went after Edge but was caught with another spear. Mysterio just barely kicked out, which Edge was shocked at. Rey nailed the 619 and hit a springboard splash for a two count.

Rey set up for the 619 again and nailed it. He ascended to the top rope and jumped off but Edge speared him in mid-air, scoring the pin.

winner Edge

WWE SMACKDOWN 2011.02.11 Results

tant — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 10:50:12 +0000

begins with a look back at what happened after Edge retained the World Title with the help of Kelly Kelly, despite Edge’s apprehension over his tag team partner. As a result, Kelly was fired by Vickie Guerrero. She also announced another rematch for Dolph Ziggler with guest referee Vickie Guerrero.

We are live on tape from Green Bay, Wisconsin and your announcers are Michael ‘Hey Truth, you can say hello to this crowd and get it right’ Cole, Josh ‘The Frozen Tundra’ Mathews, and Booker ‘Main Event Announcer’ T.

The ring is adorned with balloons, flowers, and other celebratory items along with Ricardo Rodriguez who introduces Alberto Del Rio, who drives into the arena.

As he walks to the ring, we see footage from last week when Hornswoggle hit Alberto and then Alberto decided to thank Hornswoggle with the shot to the groin by knocking him down. We then had Kofi Kingston come to the ring and Alberto put Kofi in the cross arm breaker.

Alberto introduces himself, but we already knew that. Alberto says that with Valentine’s Day around the corner, in addition to being a great athlete, the winner of the biggest Royal Rumble in history, and the man who will be in the main event at Wrestlemania; that doesn’t mean that there is no love in his heart. It is the other way. He has Ricardo come into the ring with a heart shaped box. Alberto says that he loves a lot of things. He loves his cars. He loves his beautiful country of Mexico. He loves the fact that the six superstars who hope to face him at Wrestlemania will destroy themselves in the Elimination Chamber.

He says that he loves the most in this life is ‘destiny’, as he opens the box to reveal the word written inside. Destiny loves him . . . Alberto Del Rio and we now see a photo of Alberto in the box. Alberto says that Aaron Rodgers may have won the Super Bowl, but unlike Aaron, he does not need to pretend that he is a Heavyweight Champion because it is his destiny and he will become the World Champion at Wrestlemania.

Kofi Kingston comes out and he stands on the stage with something to say. All Alberto talks about is destiny and the future, like he knows something that nobody else knows. Kofi says that nobody knows what the future holds and there is no such thing as a crystal ball. Kofi says that he knows about the past. He knows about Alberto beating him with the kendo stick last week. Kofi says that he may not know about destiny, but he knows about the present and it is just the two of them. Kofi says that this is Alberto’s destiny.

Kofi gets a kendo stick to show Alberto what he dealt with last week. Alberto begs for mercy so Kofi will not hit him. Kofi thinks about it, and he eventually hits Alberto and then after Alberto leaves the ring, Kofi destroys everything in the ring and throws balloons at Alberto. Kofi takes a swing at the photo of Alberto and he sends it deep to left field.

Kofi Kingston versus Alberto Del Rio

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Todd Grisham is in the interview area with Edge. Todd asks Edge about his chances tonight with his ex-wife as the referee. Edge looks at Todd and then he sarcastically says that he thinks Vickie will call things down the middle and then after the match, they will all go out together and have a celebratory dinner for Valentine’s Day. Edge says that will happen when pigs fly and Vickie Guerrero on an airplane does not count. Todd asks Edge how will he retain the title and Edge says that he has no idea. We go to commercial.

We are back and we see Aaron Rodgers celebrating his Super Bowl victory with a World Title belt over his shoulder. We then see Aaron being given a spinner belt by David Letterman earlier this week.

Vladimir Kozlov with Santino Marella but without Tamina versus Justin Gabriel with Heath Slater, Ezekiel Jackson, and Wade Barrett

Winner: Justin Gabriel

Chris Masters versus Drew McIntyre

Winner: Drew McIntyre

it is time to take a look back at the facial injury suffered by Cody Rhodes because of Rey’s knee brace. Cole tells us that Cody had successful reconstructive facial surgery and he is recovering.

Rey Mysterio is walking in the back and Todd Grisham stops him to ask Rey if he had anything to say to Cody Rhodes. Rey asks Todd if he is serious. Rey wonders why he would say anything to Cody. It is only a broken nose and he didn’t do it intentionally. Injuries are a part of the game and they can happen during the course of the match. He hopes that Cody has the strength and the guts to get through this difficult time. Rey says that his focus is on beating Wade Barrett tonight and then winning the World Title at Elimination Chamber.

We see footage from last week when Wade Barrett defeated Big Show to get into the Elimination Chamber.

Wade says that in less than two weeks, he will be representing The Corre in the Smackdown Elimination Chamber match. Wade says that doesn’t mean that he is any better than the other men in The Corre because they are all equal. It only means that he will go to Wrestlemania as the World Champion. The master plan for the evolution of Smackdown by The Corre is in action and the next step is beating Rey Mysterio.

Cole and Josh talk about how next week is the 600th episode of Smackdown and Cole makes fun of other shows that have had long runs but nowhere near the number of episodes (of course if Simpsons had a new show every week, they would be over 1,000 episodes). Josh points out that is the third highest amount of episodes for a show.

Rey Mysterio versus Wade Barrett

Winner: Wade Barrett

JTG versus Kane

Winner: Kane

Michelle and Layla are walking in the back and they talk about snakes and mention Eve. Layla points out that Eve wasn’t even supposed to be in the match at the Royal Rumble. Michelle says that it was their rematch. Michelle says that nobody ever helps them out. Michelle says that it was a fluke that Eve won and that if the referee was doing his job, Michelle would be the Divas Champion. Layla asks Michelle if she meant ‘we’ would be the champion and Michelle covers but kind of half hearted.

They happen to be walking past Vickie Guerrero’s office and Vickie walks out in her referee outfit. Vickie says that she was disappointed by LayCool and thought too highly of them. Vickie says that now she has to do things herself and that is why she is the referee in the match between Edge and Dolph tonight.

Dolph stops by and he tells Vickie to stop talking to the losers. Layla wonders what Dolph means. Dolph blames them for not winning the title last week.

Layla sarcastically thanks Michelle for having her back .

photo of the pinfall at the Royal Rumble where Michelle has a claim to be the Divas Champion.

Layla with Michelle McCool versus Eve Torres in a Non Title Matc

Winner: Eve Torres

Edge and Dolph Ziggler are walking in split screen

Dolph Ziggler versus Edge for the World Heavyweight Title with Guest Referee Vickie Guerrero

Winner: Edge

Dolph Ziggler vs Edge smackdown 2011.02.11

tant — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 10:49:48 +0000

Ziggler with a kick to the leg and he gets a near fall with a rollup on what might have been a fast count. They lock up and Ziggler backs Edge into the corner. Ziggler misses a punch and Edge punches Ziggler and Vickie pulls Edge out of the corner. Ziggler punches Edge and Vickie watches from a safe distance. Ziggler with another near fall on Edge. Ziggler kicks Edge and then punches him. Ziggler with a kick and neck breaker. Ziggler tries for the sleeper but Edge is able to keep Ziggler from locking it in properly. Edge with an Edge-o-matic and both men are down. Ziggler hits a drop kick on Edge and they go down again. Ziggler punches Edge but Edge with an Irish whip. Ziggler with a boot and then he goes to the turnbuckles but Edge blocks Ziggler’s move and hits a flapjack.

Edge with a running forearm and clothesline followed by an inverted side slam. Edge with a bareback and he tries for the Zig Zag but Edge holds on to the ropes. Edge with a kick and an Impaler DDT and Vickie puts Dolph’s foot on the rope to stop the count.

Vickie laughs at her performance and likes what she has done. Ziggler with a kick and running Fameasser for a near fall. Edge with a running forearm and both men are down. Vickie starts pulling her hair and acting like Edge when he gets set for the spear. Vickie tries to spear Edge and she bounces off Edge and appears to have hurt her ankle.

Vickie is checked on by the medical staff and helped out of the ring and Edge wonders what is going on. Edge hits a spear on Edge but Vickie is not looking. Since there is no referee, nobody makes the count. Edge looks for a referee so he can win the match. Edge sets for another spear and Vickie warns him. Edge hits a spear right in front of Vickie and we have a referee and it is Clay Matthews. He comes to the ring and he makes the three count.

Winner: Edge

After the match, Edge and Clay celebrate in the ring with their title belts.

WWE SMACKDOWN 2011.02.04

tant — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 00:39:13 +0000

live on tape from Uniondale, New York and your announcers are Michael ‘Potvin Sucks’ Cole, Josh ‘Trottier’ Mathews, and Booker ‘Bossy’ T.

Josh reminds us that Alberto Del Rio won the Royal Rumble on Sunday, giving him the opportunity to be the first to officially point to the Wrestlemania 27 sign.

Michael Cole tells us that there will be a fiesta on tonight’s show and we see a Wrestlemania 27 piñata above the ring.

Booker T comes out and he is the newest announcer on Smackdown. Booker goes into the ring and he gives us a spinaroonie.

Vickie Guerrero comes out with Dolph Ziggler to interrupt the debut of Booker. Josh points out that Teddy is not doing well in his rehabilitation from his injury. Josh suggests that we might not ever see Teddy again.

Vickie says that this is a Smackdown that you will not forget. She says that she has set up qualifying matches for the Elimination Chamber match and that we will see a World Title Match that we will never forget. Tonight, the uncrowned World Champion Dolph Ziggler will team up with LayCool to face Kelly Kelly and Edge. Vickie tells the little tramp Kelly Kelly to come to her ring right now.

Kelly does not listen to Vickie and she yells for Kelly to come out.

Kelly makes her way to the ring and Vickie asks Kelly who she thinks she is to put her hands on Vickie at the Royal Rumble. Vickie says that Kelly is the reason and distraction why Dolph is not the World Champion right now. Vickie says that she thought about how easy it would be to fire Kelly this week, but that is too easy. After an evil chortle, Vickie says that she is going to humiliate Kelly and break down her dignity piece by piece so Kelly can realize that she is the reason and distraction that will cost Edge the World Title tonight. Vickie tells Kelly that she forgot who she is dealing with.

Kelly says that we all know who Vickie is. She is the one who is trying to destroy her character. Vickie is the one who goes through all of Kelly’s stuff in the locker room. She is the one who is constantly in her personal life. Kelly says that Vickie says that she should fire her, but Kelly says that maybe she should quit.

Vickie says that she has no idea what Kelly is talking about. Vickie calls Kelly ‘Little Barbie’.

Kelly responds by calling Vickie vindictive, paranoid, power hungry witch and she says that everyone is sick of Vickie.

Dolph tells Kelly that she cost him the World Title so she has nothing to say. Kelly is the reason why he is not the World Champion. Kelly coming to the ring during the match on Sunday allowed Edge to hit him with an illegal spear. Dolph asks Kelly if she remembers interfering in the match.

We see a photo of the spear on Sunday.

Dolph says that Vickie cannot reverse the referee’s decision but he is the Uncrowned World Champion. Dolph says that the only reason why Kelly is standing in the ring right now with him and Vickie is because Kelly might be the reason why he officially becomes the World Champion. Dolph says that they are done with her so she can get out.

Kelly decides to slap Dolph in the face instead of leaving the ring. Vickie tries to hit Kelly and Kelly knocks Vickie to the mat.

Michelle McCool and Layla come to the ring to get between Kelly and Vickie and they back Kelly into the corner.

Nobody puts Kelly in the corner and Edge comes to the ring to recreate what Husky Harris did for CM Punk on Sunday night during the Royal Rumble. Dolph runs into a punch from Edge while Vickie, Michelle, and Layla leave the ring. Edge and Kelly go up the ramp while we have a long distance stare down.

Booker gives his thoughts on what we have seen so far on this week’s show.

We see footage from Monday night when Randy Orton ran past Vladimir Kozlov, Santino Marella, and Tamina after their match with Husky Harris and Michael McGillicutty to RKO both men and kick Husky Harris in the head.

Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov with Tamina versus Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater in a Non Title Match

Winners: Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater

we are told by Michael Cole that there are only four qualifying matches because Edge is already in the match and Dolph Ziggler is also in the match without having to qualify.

Kofi Kingston versus Drew McIntyre in an Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match

Winner: Drew McIntyre

Michael Cole has an update on Cody Rhodes as Jack Swagger comes to the ring. He says that Cody is disappointed that nobody in the locker room has checked on his condition and that he will be undergoing reconstructive facial surgery next week.

Rey Mysterio versus Jack Swagger in an Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match

Winner: Rey Mysterio

Josh asks Booker for his thoughts on the Swagger/Mysterio match before we go to the announcement that Alberto Del Rio made on Monday night about which title he will challenge for at Wrestlemania.

Edge is talking to Kelly Kelly in the back. Edge says that he knew he would not be the champion forever, but he did not think that it would end this way. Kelly asks Edge if he doesn’t have any faith in her. Edge says that isn’t the case, but she has to face both members of LayCool and he says that Kelly can’t beat both of them.

Kelly says one more time that Edge doesn’t have faith in her. She says that he is just like Drew McIntyre.

Edge asks what Drew McIntyre has to do with it. Kelly says that Edge doesn’t think that she can win and sorry isn’t good enough.

Michael Cole gets his shots in at Jerry Lawler saying that he will not win the WWE Title at the Elimination Chamber and that he will be back at the announce table doing his job.

We run through the card for the Elimination Chamber.

Hornswoggle and Rosa Mendes come to the ring and they are throwing shirts into the crowd.

Ricardo Rodriguez has a big stick with him and he introduces Alberto Del Rio.

Alberto drives into the arena and walks to the ring. Alberto introduces himself, but we already know that. Alberto says that we also know that it was his destiny to win the biggest Royal Rumble match in history. It was his destiny to go to Wrestlemania. It was his destiny to become the new World Champion. Alberto says that he was planning on having his celebration later on, but when he saw his little amigito, he decided to start the celebration early. He tells Hornswoggle that not only is he in the ring with the future World Heavyweight Champion, he has a present for Hornswoggle. Alberto points to the piñata over the ring. He says that it is filled with candies and toys and he wants to share it with all of his friends here . . . (he checks with Ricardo for where they are) here in New Jersey.

He tells Hornswoggle all of the prizes are for him. Ricardo covers Hornswoggle’s eyes and he gives Hornswoggle the stick. Ricardo spins Hornswoggle around and he swings wildly not even coming close to the piñata. Alberto wants to lower the piñata so it gets to ‘the thing’s’ level.

Hornswoggle hits Alberto with the stick and Hornswoggle reaches for the candy that should have come out of Alberto’s belly. Hornswoggle is confused and blindfolded so Alberto kicks Hornswoggle in the head. Rosa yells at Alberto from outside the ring. Alberto punches Hornswoggle until Kofi comes out to stop Alberto. Kofi clotheslines Alberto over the top rope to the floor. Alberto decides that he is done for the night until Kofi is distracted by Ricardo. Alberto attacks Kofi from behind and then Alberto hits Kofi with the stick and he focuses on the arm. Alberto stands over Kofi and then he puts Kofi in the cross arm breaker. Referees come out to separate Kofi and Alberto.

the announcement that Steve Austin will be hosting Tough Enough. Booker T announces that he will be a coach on Tough Enough.

Chavo Guerrero versus Kane in an Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match

Winner: Kane

Big Show versus Wade Barrett with Ezekiel Jackson, Heath Slater, and Justin Gabriel in an Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match

Winner: Wade Barrett

Edge and Kelly Kelly versus Dolph Ziggler, Michelle McCool, and Layla with Vickie Guerrero for the World Title

Winners: Edge and Kelly Kelly

Edge and Kelly Kelly vs Dolph Ziggler, Michelle McCool, and Layla with Vickie Guerrero smackdown 2011.02.04

tant — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 00:38:43 +0000

Before the match starts, Vickie declares that if Edge uses the spear in any shape or form, he will be stripped of the World Title immediately.

The men start off and Dolph with a kick and punch to Edge followed by an elbow and more punches to Edge before the referee stops Edge. Ziggler with another punch. Edge with a running forearm and punch followed by an Irish whip and flapjack. Ziggler goes to the floor and Edge with a baseball slide that sends Ziggler into the ringside barrier. Ziggler is returned to the ring and he tags in Michelle and Layla. Michelle and Layla discuss who is in the match. Michelle convinces Layla to let her continue. Kelly enters the match.

Michelle has Kelly in the corner. Kelly with a kick to Michelle and then she puts Michelle in a head scissors and then she pulls Michelle to the floor and slams Michelle’s head into the floor. Layla tries to interfere but Kelly stops her. Michelle tries to power bomb Kelly on the floor but Kelly stops her and Michelle sends Kelly into the ringside barrier instead.

Michelle kicks Kelly and then connects with a forearm to the back. Michelle runs Kelly into the corner and Layla tags in. Michelle Irish whips Kelly into a clothesline from Layla and Layla gets a near fall. Michelle tags back in and Michelle hits a belly-to-belly suplex for a near fall. Michelle tries for a suplex but Kelly lands on her feet and she slaps Michelle. Michelle stops Kelly from making the tag.

Michelle kicks Kelly and sends her into the corner. Layla tags back in and snap mares Kelly and kicks her in the back of the head. Layla with a head scissors to Kelly as Kelly tries to maintain consciousness. Kelly gets out of the hold but Layla with a forearm. Kelly with a kick and X Factor. Kelly tries to make the tag but Layla stops her. Ziggler interferes and the referee does not see the tag so it is not allowed.

Edge punches Ziggler and they fight to the floor and then Edge sends Ziggler into the ringside barrier. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Layla and Michelle double team Kelly. Layla holds Kelly for Michelle and Michelle with a round kick that accidentally hits Layla when Kelly moves out of the way. Kelly kicks Michelle out of the ring. Kelly with a spear to Layla for the three count.

Winners: Edge and Kelly Kelly

After the match, Vickie gets into the ring with Edge and Kelly Kelly. Vickie congratulates Kelly on her victory. She says that Kelly is going out in style because she has just competed in her last match. Vickie fires Kelly and tells her to get out of her ring. Vickie says that Kelly always had it in for her and that this is her show and tells Kelly to get out of her arena.

Edge is still standing behind Vickie and he is going in to ‘spear’ mode. Vickie turns around and addresses her former Husband. She tells Edge that he will be the former World Champion next week because he will be defending the title against Dolph Ziggler. Next week, there will be a special guest referee and it will be . . . cue the maniacal laughter . . . Vickie Guerrero.

Dolph come up behind Edge and hits the Zig Zag as we go to credits with Vickie continuing to laugh.

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