CM Punk is sitting in the center of the ring in his home town and he has a smile on his face. Punk says that he is going to miss this because when he goes to Atlanta, the people at Wrestlemania are not going to receive him as warmly as his people in Chicago. Punk says that they are all his people. Just like the people of the New Nexus were his people, but Randall Keith Orton took them out one by one. Here is the one big glaring difference between Randall and himself. Randall lives in a fantasy world while Punk says that he lives in a real world. Whether you are a member of the New Nexus or live in the town that Punk was born or raised in, he does not really care what happens to you.

You get punted in the head, it is not his problem. Punk says that his problem is Randall Keith Orton. Punk says that if he wants someone to get him coffee or watch his back, all he has to do is snap his fingers and he can get sheep to do things for him. For weeks, the psychological advantage that the Viper has achieved is a false sense of security.

Last week, Orton told the world that he likes to travel around in his superstar bus. Let’s go back to last week and see what happened to Randall at the hands of CM Punk.

We return to Punk in the ring and he likes what he just saw. He says that he knows that Randall Keith Orton cares about his wife and when she goes to sleep at night, she can finally see Randall for who he is. He sees Randall helpless with Punk standing over him. Punk says that Orton never should have kicked him two years ago because he lost a title. Now Orton has lost the respect of his family.

Punk says that he is just getting started. He closes this sick and twisted chapter at Wrestlemania.

Randall’s music plays and he slithers to the ring, but his knee is taped up after the attack last week. Punk punches and kicks Orton as he enters the ring. Punk misses a punch and Orton with a European uppercut followed by the IEDDT.

Orton does his RKO push ups waiting for Punk to get up. Orton gets to his feet and then he thinks about a field goal kick that would make Kevin Butler and Robbie Gould proud.

Orton sets for the kick but his knee gives out and he falls to the mat. Punk is able to get out of the ring and he sees Orton down on the mat and struggling to get up.

Punk returns to the ring and he gets closer to Orton. Punk kicks Orton in the injured leg. Punk stands over Orton while he struggles to get to his feet. Punk gets Orton up for the Go To Sleep and he hits it to the applause of the Chicago crowd.

Punk walks to the back because of the two people in that segment, he is able to walk under his own power.

Christian is walking in the back and he knocks on a door and Edge emerges. Edge says that he can’t lay his hands on Alberto Del Rio on Smackdown, but he can do it on Raw. Christian says that the Raw GM is allowing it.

Edge and Christian versus Alberto Del Rio and Brodus Clay with Ricardo Rodriguez

Winners: Edge and Christian

It is time to talk about the six person mixed tag match at Wrestlemania.

Tonight, we go to New Jersey where Trish and Snooki are hanging out at a local bar.

a new Sin Cara video package.

Miz is in the back with his lapdog Alex Riley and the WWE logo has been turned upside down.

Lawler and Josh talk about the anticipation of Cena and Rock together tonight.

There is a dingy dingy noise and Michael Cole has his e-mails forwarded to his iPad. Cole quotes. After last week’s beat down at the hand of Michael Cole, he needs to know if Jerry Lawler is truly ready for Wrestlemania. Jerry will go one-on-one with Jack Swagger.

Jerry says that he likes that idea because it is time for some payback for what happened last week.

It is time for an Undertaker/Triple H video package.

They will meet face to face later tonight.

Justin Gabriel with Heath Slater, Wade Barrett, and Ezekiel Jackson versus Santino Marella with Vladimir Kozlov, Big Show, Tamina, and Kane

Winner: Santino Marella

Triple H is walking in the back.

Keri Hilson is going to perform America the Beautiful at Wrestlemania.

It is time for the Undertaker to make his way to the ring because his music is playing and the building is now covered in a bluish hue.

The tone changes from the Man in Black to the Man with a Mole on his face as Motorhead takes over the sound in the building. Triple H makes his way to ringside to unleash the most electrifying move in Sports Entertainment . . . The GameFountain . . . or is it because Taker’s gong sounds just as Hunter is going to expectorate.

The lights go out and then they come back on and Hunter is face to face with Undertaker. Does Hunter still have the water in his mouth or did he spit in the dark?

I guess we won’t find out for a few minutes because Shawn Michaels’ music plays and he comes to the ring.

Shawn says that he is really sorry and wonders if he is interrupting something. Shawn says that there was absolutely no way that he was going to miss this. This Sunday at Wrestlemania 27, the biggest match of their careers. On one side, you have the Undertaker, the Phenom, the Dead Man, the Last Outlaw, and the greatest streak of all time. The eighteen and oh undefeated Wrestlemania streak.

On the other side you have the Game, Triple H. The Cerebral Assassin, the King of Kings, and thirteen time World Champion. He is also Shawn’s best friend.

After this Sunday, neither one of them will ever be the same again. Wrestlemania 27 . . . No Holds Barred. Shawn says that he has one question. He asks Hunter what in the world makes him think that he can do what Shawn couldn’t.

Hunter asks Shawn if he wants to know the truth. The truth is that Shawn got soft. Somewhere along the way, he thought it was more important to be the Showstopper and Mr. Wrestlemania. He learned that he didn’t have to win every night to be that man. Hunter says that he is not Shawn Michaels and he has to win. Hunter says that he will win. Sixteen years ago, he walked into the locker room for the first time and he saw future legends and icons. He saw one man who stood above the others. One man who was the glue that held this together. He saw that human being do things that no human should have been able to do. He saw that man tape a flak jacket because his ribs were injured. He saw a man crush one half of his face and then work the next night. He didn’t do it because he was told to or had to. That is who he was. If there was a man he should pattern himself after, it was that guy. He was everything that the WWE stood for. Hunter tells Taker that he was that man. He learned to respect him more and more every single day. There is only one guy in the business he respects more . . . as much as Taker and that is Shawn Michaels.

Five or six years ago, they made a pact that if they could not perform at the level that they thought they could, it was time. If they couldn’t accept it, they would end it for the other. Hunter says that he came back after a year off for one thing. He came back and stood in this ring for one reason only. That is to stand here . . . out of respect and look Taker dead in the eyes and tell him ‘It’s Time’

It might not be a popular opinion and Taker might not see that, but Hunter says that he can see that. Taker will always be a legend, an icon, the Phenom, and the Dead Man. Hunter says that he will always respect Taker more than any other. In six days, Taker will no longer be undefeated at Wrestlemania. Whether Hunter wants it to be or not, he is the one . . . as in 18-1. At Wrestlemania 27, Taker and his streak, with all due respect, will rest in peace.

Taker grabs the mic from Hunter and says that if he ever got to the time where he felt that someone should put him down, he would want that person to be Triple H. That is the respect that he has for Hunter. But it ain’t that time. He knows that Hunter is going to kill himself trying. In the end, the streak will be alive and so will he.

If Hunter doesn’t want to take his word for it, just ask Shawn. Shawn walks around every day of his life as the man who gave him the two greatest Wrestlemania matches of his career. He came ‘thatclose’ yet he still didn’t get it done.

Taker says that when he looks in the eyes of Shawn Michaels, he doesn’t see the same confidence and the same arrogance. He sees a man that he humbled. He sees a man who will soon go into the Hall of Fame full of regrets. He sees a man whose career he ended. Taker gives the mic to Shawn.

Shawn tries for Sweet Chin Music but Taker blocks it. Taker grabs Shawn by the throat and Hunter gets in the middle of the situation for a stare down.

Hunter tells Shawn to tell him why he is going to beat him at Wrestlemania.

Shawn doesn’t say anything. He walks out of the ring looking dejected. Shawn tells Hunter that he can’t beat Taker.

Taker smiles at Hunter and tips his hat to him before he leaves the ring and we hear Taker’s music play.

reminded that Rock, Miz, and John Cena have their face off later.

Jack Swagger with Michael Cole versus Jerry Lawler

Winner: Jack Swagger by disqualification

Slam of the Week: Vickie Guerrero pinning John Morrison last week.

Vickie Guerrero comes out and she mocks John Morrison’s slo mo entrance.

Vickie makes her way to the ring and she throws out a few Excuse Mes. She tells Snooki that what happened to Morrison last week will happen to her. Vickie says that Snooki will be in a familiar position, passed out and unconscious.

We see Sheamus’ response to Daniel Bryan’s challenge for Wrestlemania.

Dolph Ziggler and Sheamus versus John Morrison and Daniel Bryan

Winners: Sheamus and Dolph Ziggler

We go to footage from earlier tonight when Randy Orton could not run across the ring to kick CM Punk in the head. We then see Punk give Randy Orton a Go To Sleep.

We see Randall with his knee iced and Scott Stanford asks Randall if he will make it to Wrestlemania. Randall says that he has serious anger management issues. He has ended careers of men that he does not know that well. Orton says that he has never despised a man as much as he despises CM Punk. The question should not be will whether he makes it to Wrestlemania, the question should be will CM Punk make it out of Wrestlemania.

it is time to see who has already been announced for the 2011 WWE Hall of Fame. It is time for the final inductees and it is the Road Warriors and Paul Ellering.

It is time to go to Miami Mikes where Trish Stratus is with Snooki and Snooki is having a beverage. Someone interrupts the interview. Josh asks Snooki about the training. She says that she has learned the moves. The guy hits on Snooki and Trish but Snooki slaps him and he is escorted out. Trish says that Snooki is teaching her some moves too. They are ready for Wrestlemania.

We are told that LayCool are in the bar and we go to Jersey. Snooki throws a drink in Layla’s face and we have a spontaneous brawl. Where is Tim White when you need him. LayCool are escorted from the bar.

it is time to see how I am spending the evening of April 4th with four hours of WWE coverage.

The Rock is in the back and he turns around and he paces. Rock’s music plays and he makes his way into the arena.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY . . . the Rock has come back to Chicago.

He is back to the city where it all started for the Rock. Chicago is a very special place to the Rock. The Rock competed in his very first Wrestlemania in this very building. The Rock never admitted this, but on that night he was nervous. The Rock was nervous but he did something that would define the rest of his career. The Rock decided to ‘bring it’. On that night, it was the unofficial birth of Team Bring It. The Rock Brings it. The Rock’s fans bring it. Team Bring It isn’t just a slogan. It is a way of life. You knock down doors . . . you kick down walls. If anyone tells you that you can’t, you take your fears and your insecurities, your worries, and your roll them into a ball. You turn those sumbitches sideways and stick them straight up their candy ass.

Rock says that when you are on Team Bring It, you go after your dreams. Rock says that he had a dream of his own. That dream was that he came into this ring and he called out John Cena.

The crowd chants ‘Cena Sucks’ and the Rock lets them continue.

The Rock calls out John Cena and his wannabe rap music hits. Cena saunters down the ramp in his bright rainbow shirts looking like a homeless Power Ranger. John Cena comes into the ring and tells The Rock ‘You Can’t See Me’. Rock says ‘you wanna see something Vanilla Ice. How about you see this’ The Rock’s fist to his lips and his boot right to his ass.

Then the Rock woke up with the dream over. This is reality. Rock tells John Cena that the reality is that the Rock is here. The Great One is here. The Rock ain’t alone. He is never alone. Rock is never alone because he is with the millions . . . and millions of the Rock’s fans. Rock says that the People’s Champ is here.

John Cena’s music plays and he comes out to the ring.

Cena says that this is what he wanted. Finally the Rock is back in a WWE ring. Cena says that the Rock is cooking like he never missed a snack. Sat down this jabroni. If you smell this. This is where the Rock belongs. He asks Rock if he hears the people. He asks if Rock hears the millions chanting his name. Years ago when he opened his mouth about the Rock, he was one of the millions. He didn’t know why the Rock left and he wanted the Rock back for moments like this. When there is not an empty seat in the house because of the power that Rock has over the people. If Rock doesn’t believe him, he tells the Rock to listen.

The fans chant for Rock.

Cena tells Rock if he doesn’t believe him, he tells Rock to feel the electricity that can only be brought by one man. Cena says that he was glad that Rock came back because he was smoking. He says that the Rock mentioned his name and it felt like he was part of a roast. When the Rock mentions your name you are in. Cena says that he wanted to listen to what the Rock said. Cena says that he wanted to listen to what Rock said via satellite. Cena says that what he said had meaning and merit.

The fans chant ‘Cena sucks’ and John lets them continue.

He says that he wanted to know what problem the Rock had with him. Cena says that he cut through the catchphrases and the jokes we have come to know and love. Cena wanted to know the problems that Rock had with him . . . and there were a lot of them.

Cena’s color was wrong. Rock was offended by the way that he talked because he wasn’t raised in a certain place. Rock was offended by the music he listened to. Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. Rock had a problem with Cena’s moral code. Cena mentions how Rock pointed out that his audience was kids.

Cena agrees with that assessment and he is damn proud of that. He is damn proud of who he is and what he has become.

He tells Rock if he has a legitimate gripe about him not working his tail to the bone to further this business then they have something to talk about. If not, he wonders who in the hell Rock is. Who is he to judge him and tell him what color to wear, what type of music to listen to, chastise the way he lives his life, or the age of the people who watch this product.

If that is what it takes to be on Team Bring It, Rock can keep the application. Every single week he walks out as himself. There are some people who like it and some who don’t. Rock says that he does not change their mind because he is in no position to judge anyone. Cena says that he will be judged, but he won’t be judged by the Rock.

Rock tells Cena that he is right because he isn’t going to judge Cena. There is only one person who will judge John Cena. The good lord cannot save him from the Rock whooping his monkey ass all over Chicago.

Cena says that Rock wanted to address him like a man and he has said everything that he wanted to and did it to Rock’s face. Cena tells Rock if he wants a fight . . .

Cena drops his mic and squares off with Rock.

Miz’s music plays and he comes out with his personal manservant Alex Riley.

Miz throws out a few reallys. He asks if this is how it is going to be. Is he going to be upstaged by the ‘O’ Brothers. Overhyped and Overrated?

Cena removes his shirt and hat.

Miz tells them that despite Cena’s little surprise last week, he has owned John Cena this month. John Cena is going to lose at Wrestlemania. At least Cena will go down swinging. He will come for a fight, unlike The Great One. Miz tells Rocky that he knows something that nobody else knows. He knows a secret. Rock is not going to do a thing tonight.

Miz says that he has done his research and the Rock’s movies have grossed more than $1.2 billion. One of the biggest movie stars is not going to risk getting beaten up and embarrassed by him. Miz says that it is not a risk . . . it is a GUARANDAMNTEE that if he even looks at him funny, he will beat Rock so bad that he will not even be able to go into Hollywood. Miz says that he is the WWE Champion.

Miz says that he will still be champion after Wrestlemania. He tells the Rock to run his mouth like only the Rock can because in the end, he won’t do anything. Miz says that he is The Miz and he’s awesome.

Rock tells the Miz that he should know by now that it doesn’t matter what he thinks. Rock gets in Miz’s face and Riley punches Rock.

Miz and Riley double team Rock and punch him in the corner but Rock with punches to Miz and Riley. Rock punches Riley and Riley goes over the top rope to the floor. Rock with a DDT to the Miz and it is time for the People’s Elbow. Rock hits the People’s Elbow and then he throws Miz over the top rope.

John Cena comes back into the ring and he gives Rock an Attitude Adjustment. Cena then tells Rock that he can’t see him. Cena walks out of the ring and up the ramp.

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Del Rio has Christian in an arm bar. We see footage from the commercial break when Del Rio worked on Christian’s shoulder and sent him into the ring post. Christian gets to his feet but Del Rio with a kick and Christian goes to the mat again and Del Rio gets a near fall. Del Rio wraps Christian’s arm in the ropes. Clay tags in and he hits an elbow drop or two on Christian but Christian’s foot is over the rope so the referee stops his count.

Clay stands on Christian’s chest. Del Rio is tagged back in and Clay with a slam and Del Rio hits a leg drop to the chest for a near fall. Del Rio points to the Wrestlemania sign and he slaps Christian. Del Rio runs into boots from Christian and Christian with a tornado DDT. Instead of making the cover, Christian tries to make the tag and he tags in Edge, but Clay also tags in. Edge with clotheslines to Clay but Clay stays on his feet. Edge is caught on a cross body attempt but Edge escapes and hits the Edge-o-Matic. Edge pulls his hair and stomps his feet but Del Rio trips him before he can start the spear.

Christian hits Del Rio but Del Rio sends Christian into the ringside barrier. Edge with a spear on Clay for the three count.

Winners: Edge and Christian

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We go to a great video package recapping the events of those two Wrestlemania matches, and then we come back and Undertaker says that at Wrestlemania, there will be no excuses or regrets, no disqualifications or countouts, and no rules. The match at Wrestlemania will be No Holds Barred, and anything can happen but one thing is ironclad: Triple H ends the streak and he dies, or Triple H dies trying because at Wrestlemania, he will REST…IN…PEACE.

Coming up tonight: John Cena responds to the Rock and, for the first time in a year, Stone Cold Steve Austin returns to Monday Night Raw!

Before the commercial, we go backstage to Randy Orton beating up all of Nexus by himself until Mason Ryan tackles him into the wall and the four of them are finally able to overwhelm him and allow CM Punk to get right in his face and repeatedly ram the back of his head into the wall before giving him the GTS. Punk tells his crew to pick “this piece of garbage” up and bring him to the ring NOW.

Randy Orton in the ring being beaten down by CM Punk and the Nexus. A number of officials hit the ring, trying to halt the damage. Cue Steve Austin? Nope. David Otunga takes off his shirt and demands the referee ring the bell. So, the plot here was so the Nexus could defeat Orton and be at ringside for Wrestlemania during Orton vs. CM Punk.

Randy Orton vs. David Otunga

Winner:Randy Orton

Michael Cole laughs about Jerry Lawler agreeing to Cole’s choice of a special referee at Wrestlemania.

They show clips of John Cena defeating Alex Riley last week in a Steel Cage match, forcing Riley to be fired by WWE champion The Miz.

They showed Miz’s comments on Twitter announcing he was refusing to appear on Raw tonight. Michael Cole pushed that Miz shouldn’t be an afterthought in the Cena vs. Rock issue.

Christian came to the ring. Ricardo Rodriguez then introduced Alberto Del Rio. Brodus Clay came out with Del Rio. Del Rio cut a promo as he walked to the ring, saying it was his destiny to become the World champion at Wrestlemania. He said that he and Christian were going to fight but not tonight. He said that if Christian wants to fight him, he has to get through Clay.

Christian vs. Brodus Clay

winner: Christian!

WWE Divas champion Eve Torres vs. Nikki Bella

Winner :Eve Torres

Michael Cole takes the mic and says that next he’s going to make his big announcement.

They run a promo for Smackdown saying that Undertaker will have a message for Triple H. Didn’t he have that an hour ago?

They promo Snooki’s appearance on Raw next week.

Michael Cole is in the ring doing his full Andy Kaufman. The ring is covered in a red carpet. Cole bragged that he would compete in his first match ever at Wrestlemania, claiming it was the main event. Cole said that he has a document in his hand and the man who signs them will have the honor of being the guest referee and holding his hand high when he defeats Jerry Lawler at Wrestlemania. Remember those words.

Cole said that he does have respect for Lawler so he’s chosen a referee that would be impartial. Cole said that he wanted someone that would give Lawler a fighting champion at Wrestlemania. He introduced a former WWE champion and an “iconic figure”. He said that much like him, he’s a legendary Texan. He started an “Austin” chant but then said he fooled them all.

Cole introduced JBL. JBL said that he understands that the fans in Dallas have been without champions so he looked down at them from NYC and decided to return. JBL said that tonight was so much more important than the fans in Dallas. JBL said he was going to Wrestlemania and that no one has ever debuted in the main event of Wrestlemania until now (Brock Lesnar says hello, by the way). JBL said that he watched over the years as Jerry Lawler bullied Cole. JBL said that if there’s one thing he hates in life, it’s bullies and people that prey on the weak. (Blue Meanie says hello, by the way).

JBL said that it’s great to see Michael Cole training and he’s going to do great with Jack Swagger training him. He said that he is a man of integrity and when he signs his contract, it will be a moment that everyone will remember forever, because when he does, its the moment JBL begins his journey back to Wrestlemania.

The glass breaks!

Steve Austin comes down to the ring wearing his new WWE t-shirt. He does the middle fingers during his salute, which he didn’t do last time out. He gets in JBL’s face as JBL begins berating him. Fans are chanting for Austin. JBL says that he doesn’t care who Austin is, he’s messing with JBL. JBL eats a stunner and begins catching some beers for the beer bash. Michael Cole returns to the announcing table and says that Austin ruined his night. Austin pours a beer over JBL’s beaten and prone body.

As Austin makes his way around the ring, he finds the contract for Wrestlemania and smiles. Michaels begins begging and crying as Steve Austin looks over the contract. Austin asks the crowd if they want him to sign the contract. They give him a “Hell Yeah” and he gives them a John Hancock. Cole was tremendous here crying and asking why Austin did this to him. Austin announced he would be the referee as Cole said he was going to be sick. Cole began asking Austin why he did this to him. Austin shook Cole’s hand and wished him luck, then poured two beers over Cole’s head.

Austin returned to the ring as JBL began recovering. Michael Cole began walking out and Austin poured another beer on Cole’s head. JBL recovered. Austin handed him a beer and they toasted. Austin kicked him in the gut and JBL ate another Stunned. Austin looked like he was having the time of his life.

Backstage, Michael Cole was freaking out about Steve Austin being the guest referee. Jack Swagger told him to relax and focus. He asked if Cole trusted him. Cole said that he did. Swagger told him to worry about Jerry Lawler and Swagger would worry about Steve Austin. He said that he would break Austin’s ankle like a twig.

A happy Jerry Lawler made his way to the ring as they showed a replay of the Austin stuff.

WWE United States champion Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus

winner :  Daniel Bryan

CM Punk vs. R Truth

winner : CM Punk

a video piece with Shawn Michaels discussing how his relationship with Triple H over the years. He said that Triple H is never satisfied and that’s why he takes on a challenge like The Undertaker. After you’ve accomplished everything that HHH has, you have to create your own new mountains to climb. He said that you have to respect his ability and talent but he can be straight out vicious, mean and brutal, taking delight in hurting others. Michaels said that if there’s anyone that can defeat the Undertaker, it’s Triple H. He says that HHH can do what he couldn’t do and take all the emotion out of it and systematically defeat the Undertaker.

They show the Snooki video again and Vickie Guerrero begins screaming “Excuse Me!” She said that due to her exclusive negotiating efforts, Dolph Ziggler was now the newest member of the Raw roster. She called him a former World champion. World champion of poor booking perhaps.

Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison

winner : Dolph Ziggler

We get an email from the General Manager who informs us that while he’s signed Dolph Ziggler, he hasn’t signed Vickie Guerrero. He then announces that Vickie can have a job if she defeats her opponent next week, Trish Stratus. Guerrero freaks out as security removes her from the ring. Ziggler doesn’t do anything to prevent this from happening, which Vickie isn’t thrilled about.

John Cena came out for his promised “knockout” of The Rock, which the company had been pushing all night. Cena received a mixed reaction. He said that it’s true, everything is bigger in Texas. He said that they have a lot of different people in the crowd – some that excited and some that are angry.

Cena said that he has one person mad at him because apparently Cena struck a nerve and we all know he’s talking about The Rock. He said that he doesn’t get it. He said that what Rock has to say about him is pretty funny. He says that Rock does an impression of him, but when Cena said something, Rock got mad Cena.

He said that Rock was angry that Cena addressed him in rap and that he should never address Rock in rap. Cena said that he would then address Rock in Hip Hop, which should clear everything up.

Cena cut a promo about Rock “staying home and reading off a teleprompter” instead of actually coming to Raw. He said that everyone is talking about Rock beating him and putting Cena on the shelf, but the only thing Rock is beating is himself.

Cena said that Rock bragged about himself for 30 minutes but if he wanted to be The People’s Champ, “just show up.”

Cena said that he didn’t mean to make Rock angry, so he bought Rock’s new shirt. It read “I Bring It Via Satellite.”

Cena told Rock to have fun and make everyone laugh, but don’t ever bring him out again, because that’s “like bringing a knife to a gun fight.”

Cena’s music started but from behind, The Miz hit the scene and drilled Cena with the WWE title belt. He nailed Cena again. The angle could have used some blood to add to the effectiveness but that wasn’t going to happen.

Miz took the mic and kneeled before the unconscious Cena. Miz said that Cena, The Rock and everyone else has disrespected him for the last time. Miz said that every time he and Rock get into it, this is what happens to him, and the same would happen to The Rock if he was there. Miz then did a quick rap saying that no one compares to The Miz.

Miz then addressed The Rock, saying that they haven’t been properly introduced. Miz said that he was the star of Wrestlemania while Rock is just the Guest Host, so he needs to know his role and be the “Best Ryan Seacrest he can be.” Miz said that if Rock shows up at Raw or Mania, Miz is going to take his eyebrow, his 40 catchphrases, his sunglasses, his father and his grandfather and shove them up his….

Miz saw Cena recovering, so he nailed Cena with the Skull Crushing Finale. He then hit the People’s Elbow to mock Rock and declared he was awesome

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Clay went for a big splash but Christian rolled out of the way. Christian nailed several dropkicks including a missile dropkick but only received a two count. Clay decimated Christian but Christian got his shoulder up. Clay went for an over the shoulder powerslam but Christian slipped out. He avoided a charge in the corner and nailed a tornado DDT for a pinfall.

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We are back and Punk with a body scissors and chin lock but Christian with elbows to Punk to get out of the hold. Punk tries for an abdominal stretch and Christian fights it off for a few seconds, but Punk is able to apply it. Punk gets a near fall and then he hits a back breaker as he continues to work on Christian’s back. Christian escapes a back breaker and then they both bump heads and they are down. They both get to their feet at nine and then Punk with a kick but Christian with a punch. They exchange punches and then Christian with a running forearm and he connects with a slap. Christian with the corkscrew back elbow from the turnbuckles and then Punk with a kick and he gets Christian up for the Go to Sleep but Christian escapes and he hits the sunset flip from the turnbuckles for a near fall. Christian tries for the Killswitch but Punk turns it into a rollup. They roll through a few times and Christian with a near fall. Punk with shoulders in the corner. Punk sets for the running knee into the corner and he connects and he tries for the bulldog but Christian hits an inverted DDT and gets a near fall.

Alberto gets on the mic and he says that he has reconsidered and that distraction allows Punk to hit the Go To Sleep and get the three count.

Winner: CM Punk

After the match, Alberto gets a chair and he brings it into the ring. Alberto puts the chair on top of Christian and chokes him while he tells Christian that his answer is still no.

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We are live on tape from Albany, New York and your announcers are Matt ‘Capital City’ Striker and Todd ‘Hey Cole, how old will Snooki be when Smackdown has its 900th episode’ Grisham.

The somber tone is gone because it is time for a fiesta and your host is being introduced by Ricardo Rodriguez. Alberto Del Rio drives in style into the arena and he is wearing white to show his purity.

While Alberto comes to the ring, Todd mentions that Rey Mysterio has a fractured wrist.

Alberto Del Rio reminds us who he is and everyone already knows that. Alberto asks everyone if they remember what he did to his Amigito, the little Chihuahua, Rey Mysterio. In case you missed it, we have the footage from last week. Alberto is proud of his work and he says that he is showing this celebration because he has removed Rey Mysterio from the WWE. He says that he proved to everyone that Mysterio is a weak representation of the Mexican people. He says that Mysterio is a Chicano and he is ashamed of it and that is why he wears his mask. He says that Rey is like an animal. He compares Rey to a burro, and he shows us a piñata with Rey’s mask on it. Alberto hits the piñata and shows us that Rey is full of candy. He says that Mysterio is nothing but a broken burro. Alberto gets some champagne and makes a toast. Alberto says that he is handsome, powerful, and rich. He says that he is everything.

Christian comes out and apologizes for interrupting. Christian wants to introduce himself to Alberto and he asks Alberto who he is . . . and Christian interrupts and calls him JBL. . . . Juan Bradshaw Layfield. Christian says that he is kidding. He says that everyone knows who Alberto is. He is a huge international star and calls him Enrique Iglesias. Christian starts to sing Hero and Alberto says that Christian thinks that he is funny. Christian tries a hors d’oeuvre but he does not like the taste and spits it out. Christian says that he didn’t come out to taste his crappy hors d’oeuvres, marvel over his expensive cars or tailor made suits. He wants to says that he did not appreciate what Alberto did to a friend of his, Rey Mysterio. Christian says that Alberto can hit all of the donkey piñatas he wants, but Alberto is the only jackass that he sees. Alberto yells at Christian for ruining his fiesta and disrespecting him. He says that Christian wants to end up like Rey Mysterio and cry in a hospital. Christian asks Alberto if he is looking for a fight because he has a match tonight. However, he will fight Alberto tonight in front of his peeps.

Alberto tells his manservants to leave the ring. Alberto takes off his jacket and he gets in Christian’s face. Christian says something to Alberto and Alberto smiles and backs away. Alberto picks up his jacket and he is about to leave the ring. He says that there is going to be another place and another time. He says that Christian will pay for this. Alberto leaves the ring.

Christian watches Alberto leave the ring and Alberto winks at Christian. Alberto points at Christian and that means that Christian should have looked because Drew McIntyre attacks him from behind and sends Christian to the floor. Alberto pours some champagne on Christian and stands over Christian before leaving.

The referee asks Christian if he wants to wrestle and Drew asks Christian if he is a man. Christian rolls back into the ring.

Christian versus Drew McIntyre

Winner: Christian

Kelly Kelly versus Michelle McCool with Layla

Winner: Michelle McCool

We are in Teddy Long’s office and Hornswoggle is getting electrodes placed on him by a psychologist. Hornswoggle is hesitant. Teddy Long enters and he says that he was going to figure out how to get Hornswoggle to talk. The doctor says that they have tried every method to get Mr. Swoggle to speak. They tried phonics, ink blots, and See and Say. Those didn’t work and Teddy wants to know what the recommendation is. He says that in extreme cases, it takes extreme measures. He mentions electro-shock therapy. Teddy tells Hornswoggle that if he wants to talk, it is for his own good and he tells Hornswoggle to trust him. He shocks Hornswoggle and he turns up the juice hoping to hear him say something. The doctor goes for full power and then Hornswoggle puts the electrodes on the doctor and he turns up the power. Hornswoggle and Teddy leave the office and the doctor starts to have smoke rise from his body.

Chris Masters is in the ring. Vickie Guerrero comes out and asks for them to excuse her. She wants everyone to show respect to her boyfriend and their Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler.

Dolph Ziggler with Vickie Guerrero versus Chris Masters

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

Big Show versus CM Punk and Luke Gallows with Joseph Mercury

Winner: Big Show

Matt and Todd talk about the battle brewing between Kane and the Undertaker. What is next in the sibling rivalry?

it is time for the All American American VIP Lounge with your host Jack Swagger and Jack Swagger Sr. is in the ring with him. Jack asks what looks so right about this picture. Jack asks if we are jealous. Jack says that before he gets to his guest, he wants us to remember what happened last week. Jack reminds us that he beat MVP to get this set up. We have the footage.

Jack says that his guest is a very special heartfelt story. He is a victim. He is a survivor. He is a Korean War Hero and Purple Heart winner. He is the current Perry Oklahoma Senior Citizen Arm Wrestling Champion. Jack’s guest is Jack Swagger Senior.

Jack says that it is an honor to have him on his VIP Lounge. Jack says that his dad is his VIP. Jack says that before they interrupt him, he wants to know what the WWE Universe wants to hear. Jack says that he is proud of his son and this reminds him of when Jack won the first grade talent show. He says it reminds him when Jack set a world record for doing pushups when he was nine years old. He asks Jack if he could do some push ups. Jack starts doing push ups and he adds some flair.

Jack is interrupted by Montel Vontavious Porter and he says that this is a sweet Hallmark moment. A boy and his father. A couple of squares making complete fools of themselves. This is supposed to be the VIP Lounge and there is nothing ballin’ about this lounge. He tells Jack that it is time to host the VIP Lounge and his guest is an old tired man in a wheelchair.

Jack tells Porter that he was never a VIP and he tells Montel to leave the ring. Jack says that he is trying to have a moment with his father.

Porter says that this is his show and it is closed for renovations. Porter throws the trophies out of the ring and then he gets rid of the furniture.

Jack uses his dad as a rolling human shield to keep Porter away from him. Porter grabs Jack’s dad and they go into the ropes and Papa Swagger gets out of the wheelchair and Porter hits the Play of the Day on dad. Jack charges at Porter and Porter goes over the top rope to the floor. Porter decides to hit the Ballin’ Elbow on Papa Swagger.

Before our next match, Dashing Cody Rhodes has something to say. He asks for a round of applause for Matt Hardy. He asks a kid in the crowd if it is Matt Hardy and then Cody realizes it is Matt because he sees the Lane Bryant tag. He says that Matt has not been paying attention to his grooming tips. Cody says that his tips are for people . . . like the fatso in the crowd. They are for people like Matt Hardy. Cody asks Matt if he ever thought about getting his busted up proboscis on his face and then he reminds Matt that he is talking about his nose. He asks Matt about his facial hair and he says that it is like a farmer’s patch and then he comments on the crop circles. He says that Matt has been doing a hearty amount of eating. Cody tells someone that if they have a flat tire, he knows where he can find a spare. Cody tells Matt that he is dashing his chances of being dashing. Cody asks Matt to take a good look at himself. He asks if the people see the Matt Hardy who revolutionized TLC matches. He asks if they see the Matt Hardy who grew up wanting to be a World Champion. He asks where Matt Hardy Version One is. Cody says that he sees Matt Hardy Version Done. Cody says that it is not dashing when Matt took his mirror clad ring jacket.

Matt Hardy versus Dashing Cody Rhodes

Winner: Cody Rhodes

Kane will be making a major announcement when we come back.

We are back and Kane’s pyro goes off and he is on the TitanTron. He says that the final chapter for the world always ends the same. For some it is Armageddon. For some it is the apocalypse. For many, it is just the end of the world. For his brother, the Undertaker, the end of his world will happen at Night of Champions. Kane says that he will defend his title against his brother. He says that Night of Champions will be the crowning moment because he will put the Undertaker to rest by the Devil’s favorite demon. Kane says that Taker was right when he said that Kane is haunted by envy. Unlike Taker, Kane says that he recognizes his vices. Taker’s deadly sin of pride will be his undoing while Kane says that his sin of envy will make him more powerful. Kane says that he has longed after Taker’s powers more than Taker could ever know. After all of these years, they are his.

Kane laughs as the arena turns blue and we see some druids wheeling a casket to the ring.

The picture gets distorted as the casket opens and Kane is inside. Kane rolls into the ring and he says that he wishes he could see the look on his brother’s face. Kane says that he wishes he could be there to see his brother’s expression when he realizes that there is nothing he can do to stop Kane. Kane says that he wants to know how Taker feels to be walking in his shadow. Kane was always the second one chosen and the afterthought. Kane says that things have changed. When he looks at his brother, all he sees is weakness. Kane says that he saw his weakness when he attacked Taker and left him comatose. He saw it when he drove Taker’s head into the mat. He saw it on Monday when Taker showed that he is not the phenom any more. We go to the footage from Monday night when Taker was attacked by Nexus.

Kane says that while the rest of the world waited in anticipation for the Undertaker to rise up like he always does, Kane says that he knew that Taker would lay there like the mangled wretch that he has become. He says that Taker’s powers have gone and they belong to him. When their saga is over, the Undertaker will be no more. The man once known as the Phenom will become a memory known as Kane’s Brother. At Night of Champions, the Undertaker will feel his rage and there is nothing that Taker can do about this. There is nothing that Taker can do to stop his demise. Kane says that nothing can stop him.

The lights go out and Taker’s music plays. Taker comes out and he stands across the ring from his brother. The lights go out and Kane is no longer in the ring when the lights go back on.

Taker looks for his brother and sees that the casket has closed. Taker goes towards the casket and when he opens the casket, Kane is not in there. Taker looks around and Kane is heard laughing on the TitanTron. Kane says that Taker might not have taught him everything about evil, but Kane says that he does not have anything left to learn. He says that they are called the Brother’s of Destruction, but after Night of Champions Taker will be known as the “Brother that I have destroyed”.

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They go to the floor and Drew gets on the announce table, but Christian pulls Drew’s leg and Drew lands on the announce table. They return to the ring but Drew holds his back while Christian holds his ribs. Christian tries for a Killswitch but Drew escapes it and hits a gutbuster and both men are down again. Drew gets to his feet first and Christian with a jackknife cover for the three count.

Winner: Christian

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Rey Mysterio comes to the ring and he has something to say to the WWE Universe. Rey starts off by speaking in Spanish to the people of Bakersfield. Rey says that he wants to thank the WWE Universe for helping him get through one of his most grueling matches at SummerSlam. While he did not get the result he wanted, he was not put in a casket. Rey mentions that Kane has accused a lot of people for being responsible for the attack on the Undertaker. In the end we know that he was looking to mask his guilt. Rey says that his name has been cleared. We know that it was Kane who attacked the Undertaker. Rey says that . . .

Rey is interrupted by Alberto Del Rio who makes his way into the arena and he says that tonight is his grand debut on Smackdown. Alberto tells Rey that it is an honor. Rey is a Mexican idol. He is a great luchador. After all their families have been through, they are both here. They are both Mexican icons. He says that he is a national hero, a millionaire, and a man who is admired in Mexico. He says that his family comes from kings. Alberto says that Rey’s blood is from the streets of Tijuana. Alberto says that Rey is like the people of Bakersfield. He is the little worm in his bottle of tequila. He is little and then he tries to grab Rey but Rey tells him not to touch him. Alberto says that Rey is a joke of a man. Alberto says that he is handsome rich, and powerful. He is a man who wears the finest clothing.

Rey says that Alberto’s suit and cufflinks are nice. He says that he has a family member who has the same things but he got them at a swap meet. Rey tells Alberto that he has a lot of guts coming out here to talk about his royal family. Rey tells Alberto that he is a nobody. He says that he has seen Alberto’s type a million times. Just because you have houses all over and wear fine, tailored suits that he has to respect him. Respect is earned around here and as far as he is concerned, Alberto has not gained anyone’s respect.

Alberto says that he does not have to earn anything from Rey or the people. He calls Rey a peasant. Alberto tells Rey that he is going to respect him, or he will make Rey respect him.

Rey tells Alberto that he is not his amigito. If Alberto wants his respect and the fan’s respect, he tells Alberto to come and get it. Rey suggests that he face Alberto tonight in a match.

Alberto thinks about it and he says that he will do it because he can’t wait to squeeze Rey like the little cockroach he is. Alberto winks at Rey and Rey hits Alberto. He knocks Alberto into the ropes and Rey hits a 619 and leaves the ring.

Kofi Kingston and Dolph Ziggler are in the back in split screen as we go to commercial.

We are back and it is time for some Dashing Cody Rhodes Grooming Tips. Cody talks about dry, craggly, aging skin. Cody says that he is here to show us that we can be dashing. When you use a manly moisturizing lotion packed with the proper botanical ingredients, you can have healthy, glowing skin. He takes some cucumber melon fragrance lotion and rub it into your skin. This will give you silky, soft, smooth skin.

Kofi Kingston versus Dolph Ziggler with Vickie Guerrero for the Intercontinental Title

Winner: Kofi Kingston by disqualification

We go to Michelle and Layla’s dressing room and they both talk about how good they look. Layla says that it is time for some real talk and she mentions that Teddy Long is probably not happy with what they did to Melina at SummerSlam. Layla thinks that Teddy will punish them but Michelle thinks that Teddy should be rewarding them. Michelle talks about all of the crying that Melina does. Layla and Michelle are secretive about their plan and when they leave, there is an ugly plant in the center of the dressing room that is really Hornswoggle in disguise.

Matt and Todd get serious after the return of Hornswoggle. They talk about the resolution of the Who Vegetated Undertaker story and we see photos from SummerSlam of Taker’s return.

The Straight Edge Society followers are in the dressing room and Luke says that he cannot forgive Punk for walking out on them at SummerSlam. Joseph asks aloud if any of them would walk away like Punk did. Serena says that Luke and Joseph don’t understand. She says that Punk was trying to teach them a lesson. They need to prove that they are strong. Serena says that tonight is their chance because they will beat Kelly Kelly and Big Show. Joseph says that Serena isn’t ready to be in a match, but Serena says that she has been training for months and that she is ready and that they will show that they deserve Punk’s admiration.

Punk enters and he wonders what they mean by his admiration. Punk says that none of them deserve anything, least of all their admiration. Punk says that he watched Raw and what Nexus did peaked his interest. Punk says that if they don’t win their match, they are out of the Straight Edge Society.

Luke Gallows and Serena with Joseph Mercury versus Big Show and Kelly Kelly

Winners: Serena and Luke Gallows

We are back and Kane is in the ring and the building is red and he is laughing maniacally. Kane says that when the devil removed himself from heaven and earth, he left seven deadly sins. Kane says that his favorite sin is pride. Kane tells his brother that it was his pride that weakened his powers over the decades of destruction. It was his pride that allowed Kane to put him in a vegetative state. It was Taker’s pride that brought him back before he was ready. It was because of his pride that he was able to drop Taker on his head at SummerSlam. Kane asks Taker if he can remember when it all began. He asks if Taker can remember when the downward spiral from immortality to the mangled wreck that was left in the ring on Sunday was started. For years, he was nothing more than some vague memory in the back of his mind. When Taker saw him again for the first time, the look in his eyes told the story. It was the story of an older self serving brother who was worried about keeping the spotlight on himself while leaving his brother in the shadows.

Kane says that everything that he did in those early years, Taker was able to overcome. Instead of destroying his legend, Kane made it greater. When Taker set him on fire, he knew that it was his influence that pushed Taker to the limit of the dark side. It was his little brother who separated him from his last vestiges of humanity. It was Taker’s most magnificent moment. That is when Kane knew what he had to do. That is when his master plan was set in motion. With every victory, Taker’s collection of souls grew, but so did his weakness. Kane says that he watched and waited. Even in victory, it was clear that Taker was losing his grip. It was the day that Taker forced Kane to take off his mask to reveal his true face to the world, that Taker unleashed the monster capable of ending Taker’s reign of darkness.

When they met for the second time on the grandest scale of them all, the time was not right, but the plan continued to evolve. Kane says that he understands Taker better than anyone. He positioned himself at Taker’s right hand to gain confidence. Kane says that he watched and waited. Their reunion was nothing more than a vehicle for his vengeance. Kane says that no matter how many times Taker was sent crashing down, he would get back up. It was because of Taker’s pride that he continued to get up. Taker’s pride would be his undoing. While Taker was disgracing himself and allowing himself to be disgraced by those beneath him, Kane says that he was biding his time. Kane says that he knew his moment arrived when he showed Shawn Michaels some mercy. Taker could have destroyed Shawn Michaels or he could become one with his weakness. It was at that moment that the plan he hatched over a decade earlier had come to fruition.

Kane says that he knew last Sunday when he saw that shadow of his former self rise out of the coffin and the weak grip around his throat, he knew that it was over. All of those years of planning, watching, and waiting in the shadows were at an end. Kane says that he had his vengeance. A vengeance that had eluded him for so long. Kane says that now the shadows in which he once labored are now cast upon him. What was once Taker’s holy grail is now Kane’s World Title. He tells Undertaker that they used to be the Brothers of Destruction, but now Taker is nothing more than the brother he destroyed. For fifteen years, Kane dreamt of the day when the Phenom would be no more. Kane relished the thought of being the dominant brother. He knew that this day would come. Kane says that he dedicated his life to this moment becoming reality. The moment that his brother would be cast down with grave vengeance and furious anger. That would be the moment that he would replace Taker as the devil’s favorite demon.

Kane laughs again as he summons the hellfire and leaves the ring.

Before the match starts, we hear Dashing Cody Rhodes’ music and he comes out in a dashing suit and joins Todd and Matt at the announce table.

Christian versus Drew McIntyre

Winner: Christian

Jack Swagger says that this is the worst summer ever. At the start of the summer, he was the World Champion but he wasn’t even on the card for SummerSlam. He was robbed of the World Title and then he says that he was robbed last week by MVP and he calls MVP a delinquent. He wants the person with whom he is communicating to respond but we see that it is Rosa Mendes exercising and she has headphones on. Jack says that he is getting no respect.

Jack turns around and Montel Vontavious Porter is in front of him. Porter says that he hears what Jack is saying but nobody is buying into the ‘I’m better than you’ thing. Jack reminds Porter that he is the All American American and Porter cuts him off before he gets out too many ‘Americans’. He says that nobody is questioning his credentials. Porter says that Swagger might be better than him at some things and he points out Swagger’s whining. Swagger says that he is better at him in any way. Swagger says that he can beat Porter in a shootout and he calls it the Jack Swagger Senior Invitational. Porter asks Swagger about his dad’s chronic diarrhea.

Swagger says that if he wins, he gets to host the VIP Lounge for a night. Porter says that if he wins, he will throw a huge end of the summer block party and Swagger has to pick up the tab.

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Teddy Long is in his office and Kane joins him. Teddy tells Kane he might not be happy to hear that the Undertaker is going to be on Smackdown next week. Kane doesn’t look too angry and he says that next week Smackdown will be hell on earth.

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Winner: Alberto Del Rio

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We are back and Drew with an arm bar as he continues to work on Christian’s left arm. Drew continues to work on the shoulder and gets a near fall. Drew with a boot to the shoulder with a series of kicks. Drew with a kick to the head as Christian tries to get to the ropes to get the referee to keep Drew away from him. Drew wraps Christian’s arm in the ropes and uses his boot for extra pressure. Christian with a kick and a DDT off the turnbuckles and it plants Drew on the top of his head. Christian can only get a near fall. Christian tries to get feeling back in his arm and he hits a running forearm. Drew with a kick but Christian runs Drew into the corner and he punches Drew until the referee pulls him off.

Christian with a boot to the ribs and then he hits a baseball slide to the head. Christian goes up top and hits a missile drop kick and gets a near fall. Drew misses a charge into the corner and Christian hits the pendulum kick. Christian misses the corkscrew back elbow from the turnbuckles when Drew moves out of the way. Drew hits an arm breaker on Christian and gets a near fall. Drew tries for the Future Shock but Christian escapes and tries for the Killswitch but like last week, he was unable to turn Drew without feeling too much pain in his shoulder. Drew runs Christian shoulder first into the turnbuckles. Drew tries for a running power slam but Christian hits a crucifix driver for the three count.

Winner: Christian

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Dolph takes the mic and he says that there is one very special person that he has to thank because without this person he would not be the Universe’s Intercontinental Champion. Without this person’s support, advice, and back rubs; he would not be the total package that everyone sees before them tonight. Dolph says this person is the official consultant to Smackdown . . . Vickie Guerrero.

Vickie tells Dolph that she deserves it. She tells Dolph that she can’t wait to get out of this disgusting city and board their private plane and celebrate in Tahiti. The fans do not appreciate Vickie and Dolph’s travel plans so she gives us another ‘excuse me’. Vickie says that she will make this so romantic that Dolph won’t have to lift a finger.

The good times are interrupted by the former Intercontinental Champion, Kofi Kingston, who takes Ziggler down and punches him. Vickie leaves the ring and Kofi with a forearm to Ziggler and Dolph goes to the floor. Kofi with a suicide dive onto Dolph while Vickie calls for referees to come down to separate the two men.

Teddy Long comes out and says that is enough. Teddy tells Vickie and Dolph that he is not going to let things go down like this. He tells Vickie and Dolph that they will have to cancel their vacation plans because Dolph will have to defend his title against Kofi Kingston. He also tells Dolph that he will face Rey Mysterio tonight.

Vickie calls Teddy’s match and raises it by saying that Kofi will also be in action and Kofi will have to face Kane.

Teddy says that Vickie is just a consultant so he is the man with the power. He tells Kofi that he doesn’t have to wrestle Kane. Kofi says that he isn’t a coward and he will face Kane. Kofi tells Teddy that he wants this match to be next.

We go to a video package of Kane winning at Money in the Bank and then cashing in the briefcase that night against Rey Mysterio to become the World Champion. We hear Kane’s motivation for winning the title and how he did it for the Undertaker. Then we see the accusations between Kane and Rey Mysterio over who injured the Undertaker.

Kane versus Kofi Kingston in a Non Title Match

Winner: Kane

Rey Mysterio comes out to interrupt Kane’s pyro. He says that Kane comes out speaking about evil and lies claiming to be the devil’s favorite demon. He tells Kane that he is looking at one of God’s humble servants. If there is one person who had a motive to take out the Undertaker, it wasn’t him, it was Kane. Who found the Undertaker? Who wrongfully accused everyone of doing it? Who has been living in the shadow of their brother since he was born? Who had the most to gain? Rey says that it was Kane. He says that the title that Kane is holding, if Undertaker was here right now, it would be in his hands. Rey says that on Sunday that title belt will be in his hands because Kane will be one move away from the 6-1-9.

Christian comes to the ring and we see what happened to him two weeks ago when he faced Drew McIntyre and suffered an apparent shoulder injury during the match.

We see Drew in the back with Cody Rhodes. Drew tells Cody that he says that they are both superstars on a rocket ship to the top. He says that he has already softened up Christian, but Cody interrupts Drew. Cody says that he knows what Drew is doing. He says that it is not going to be a problem because he is ‘Dashing’ Cody Rhodes. Drew says that if Cody doesn’t win, he won’t be ‘dashing’, he will be ‘disappointing’.

Christian versus ‘Dashing’ Cody Rhodes

Winner: Cody Rhodes

Big Show versus Derek Werley, Jody Reese, and Fernando Vega

Winner: Big Show

CM Punk stops everything and then asks Luke how he got a mic because he does not speak until Punk tells him he can. Punk says hello to Show and he says that he knows that Show’s hand hurts. He knows that there is a tiny pea brain rattling around in his head so he cannot differentiate between the three ham and eggers who were in the ring and his sin free machine of self discipline that is going to crush him. Punk wants Show to picture what is going to happen at SummerSlam. Show is going to be in the pit, surrounded by an orchestra of virtue. His conductor for the evening will be himself. He tells Show that they will play his own personal opus. It will be a symphony that will sound a lot like Show’s bones being broken under the boot of the Straight Edge Society. It is a symphony that he has written just for Show and it is called ‘The Destruction of the Big Show’.

Matt Hardy is walking in the back for his match and he walks past Kelly Kelly who wishes him luck in his match.

Matt Hardy versus Drew McIntyre

Winner: Drew McIntyre

WWE Rewind: Highlights from the Rey Mysterio/Jack Swagger Falls Count Anywhere Match from two weeks ago when they battled into the Gulf of Mexico.

Jack Swagger comes to the ring and he says that when he looks at everyone in the crowd he sees person after person looking for an excuse to feel sorry for themselves or for someone else to feel sorry for them because their lives are not spectacular. Jack says that he has a legitimate excuse for looking the way he does. Jack says that nobody knows what he has been going through for the last two weeks and the last two months. He has been cheated out of his title. He has been thrown into the Gulf of Mexico and deal with all of the diseases in the Gulf. Then he had to deal with severe family trauma. He had to stand by while his father was brutally attacked by that out of control, insane freak Kane. He says that he was up until 4:00 am last night dealing with chronic diarrhea. He let’s everyone know that it was not him, but his father who had the issue. Jack wants to know when the people will see that he is the former World Champion and he is not even in the title match at SummerSlam. Swagger says that it is official that SummerSlam has lost its Swagger. Jack says that you might as well bring Ari Gold back . . .

Montel Vontavious Porter interrupts Swagger and says that Jack is full of excuses. Porter says that he kind of understands. He understands that nobody cares about his problems. The WWE Universe doesn’t care about his problems, nobody in the arena cares about his problems, and Porter says that he doesn’t care about Swagger’s problems.

Swagger says that everyone should care. Swagger wants to know what Porter is doing out here because they had this discussion last year. Porter says that they had this discussion in this same arena. Porter reminds Swagger that after their conversation, he beat Swagger at SummerSlam.

Swagger hits Porter with the mic and then throws him to the floor. Swagger goes after Porter and sends Porter into the ringside barrier.

Jack Swagger versus Montel Vontavious Porter

Winner: Montel Vontavious Porter

It is time for the latest edition of ‘Dashing Cody Rhodes’ Grooming Tips’. This week Cody talks about stinky, yellow, nasty ear wax. Cody says that he is here to show us how to be dashing. In order to remove such an unsightly substance, use a cotton swab. Place it gently in your ear and move it around in a nice circular motion. He tells everyone not to push it in too far because you don’t want to hurt yourself. Cody says that will remove the nasty, mustardy, cheddar cheese, awful substance from your ear. Cody tells us that we are now one step closer to being dashing.

with a new Alberto Del Rio video package which is a summary of the other video packages and it mentions the attributes that he has talked about in previous weeks. We then see Alberto talking about everyone has been unable to achieve their goals for some reason. Then we see Alberto talking about how great he is.

We are told by Matt Striker that Alberto Del Rio will debut next week on Smackdown.

It is time to run through the card for SummerSlam.

We see Rey’s comments from earlier in the show when he explained to Kane why Kane is the one who attacked Undertaker.

Rey Mysterio versus Dolph Ziggler with Vickie Guerrero in a Non Title Match

Winner: Rey Mysterio

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